Japanese Potato Chip Famine.
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Funny thing is, why are prawn crackers called crackers? In German, we call them Krabbenchips ( crab chips)
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They do strange things to one's tongue...
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Why do blacks call whites crackers?
I've never heard the reason for that.
I've never heard the reason for that.
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Crackermistermack wrote:Why do blacks call whites crackers?
I've never heard the reason for that.
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That's why Rainbow loves hearing his pet parrot say "Polly want a cracker"... 
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Florida Cracker here, and damn glad of it. Wouldn't want to be a Georgia Cracker. Or a Ritz, and don't even think about a saltine. Saltine crackers are so gay.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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I've never understood the saying "like white on rice". And I'm not going to look it up either. I'll let Hermit provide the link.. 
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It's "I'll be on you like white on rice." You can't get any closer to something than white is to rice.
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Rice is brown in its natural state.
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The white is under the brown.NineBerry wrote:Rice is brown in its natural state.
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Polished rice is like a cut penis: wrong colour, vapid and unhealthy.
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Well I think it's deliciousNineBerry wrote:Polished rice is like a cut penis: wrong colour, vapid and unhealthy.
People think "queue" is just "q" followed by 4 silent letters.
But those letters are not silent.
They're just waiting their turn.
But those letters are not silent.
They're just waiting their turn.
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Polished rice or mutilated penises?
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YesNineBerry wrote:Polished rice or mutilated penises?
People think "queue" is just "q" followed by 4 silent letters.
But those letters are not silent.
They're just waiting their turn.
But those letters are not silent.
They're just waiting their turn.
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I quite like risotto...
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