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Post by L'Emmerdeur » Sun Apr 16, 2017 9:43 pm

. . . The megachurch police. Well, I didn't anyway. In Alabama though, they're marching to theocracy and damn those evil secularists.

"Church Can Start Its Own Police Force, Alabama Senate Says"
A large church in Alabama is one step closer to creating its own police force, a move that seems to be without precedent in the U.S. The state's Senate has approved legislation that would give church police officers the same powers other law enforcement officers have in Alabama.

After being approved by Alabama's Senate on a 24-4 vote, the bill now heads to the state House of Representatives, where an identical bill was sent to the Public Safety and Homeland Security committee in February.

Both chambers' legislation specifically names Briarwood Presbyterian Church, a Birmingham megachurch that "says it needs its own police officers to keep its school as well as its more than 4,000 person congregation safe," Alabama Public Radio reports.

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Post by Tero » Sun Apr 16, 2017 9:55 pm

Will they go after fornicators? Money lenders? Jews?

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Post by JimC » Sun Apr 16, 2017 10:18 pm

Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
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Post by Svartalf » Sun Apr 16, 2017 10:55 pm

You said it jim, and the answer is nobody
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Post by Brian Peacock » Sun Apr 16, 2017 11:56 pm

It's what Jesus would want. Next on the menu, religious courts.

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Post by pErvinalia » Mon Apr 17, 2017 12:32 am

Yay for theocracy!!
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Post by JimC » Mon Apr 17, 2017 1:33 am

And idiocracy!
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Post by laklak » Mon Apr 17, 2017 1:51 am

Thidiots, the lot.
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Post by Brian Peacock » Mon Apr 17, 2017 7:48 am

How many arrests are made at those megachurches anyway? Why not just maintain a private security staff like a football stadium, nightclub, or gym?
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Post by Tyrannical » Mon Apr 17, 2017 9:01 am

Nothing more than college cops can have, and a mega church environment is not really different.
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Post by mistermack » Mon Apr 17, 2017 10:47 am

Will they be equally free to kill any unarmed black man who poses a threat (by being unarmed and black and running away) ?
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Post by pErvinalia » Mon Apr 17, 2017 12:34 pm

No, not black men. But gay men, definitely..
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Post by laklak » Mon Apr 17, 2017 1:50 pm

Unless they're there to Pray Away The Gay, or to suck the pastor's dick.
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Post by pErvinalia » Mon Apr 17, 2017 1:53 pm

:lol:
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