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Something Coming Out Of Your Anus

Post by pErvinalia » Thu Apr 13, 2017 3:57 am

http://metro.co.uk/2017/04/11/hubble-ju ... s-6567896/
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Post by Hermit » Thu Apr 13, 2017 4:22 am

So that's what happens when a planet gets probed. It lets out a solar wind fart.

Shall we campaign to have this one renamed? Percy, perhaps?
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Post by JimC » Thu Apr 13, 2017 6:24 am

I am bored by schoolboy titters about that interesting planet, Uranus.
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Post by pErvinalia » Thu Apr 13, 2017 6:27 am

:hehe:

I noticed from watching the Stargazers series on ABC last week that the astronomers and physicists say it differently from how we all regularly think/joke it is pronounced (yer anus). They pronounce it YOO-run-us.
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Post by pErvinalia » Thu Apr 13, 2017 6:28 am

I'm going to adopt that one for astronomy lessons with the kids.
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Post by JimC » Thu Apr 13, 2017 6:29 am

Apparently, the western astronomical term "Black Hole" is considered very rude in Russia, where scientists always refer to them as "Collapsed Stellar Objects"...
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Post by JimC » Thu Apr 13, 2017 6:29 am

pErvin wrote:I'm going to adopt that one for astronomy lessons with the kids.
Have you got your "Working safely with kids" certificate?
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Post by pErvinalia » Thu Apr 13, 2017 6:31 am

JimC wrote:Apparently, the western astronomical term "Black Hole" is considered very rude in Russia, where scientists always refer to them as "Prolapsed Stellar Objects"...
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Post by JimC » Thu Apr 13, 2017 7:38 am

:lol:
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Re: Something Coming Out Of Your Anus

Post by rainbow » Thu Apr 13, 2017 8:16 am

JimC wrote:Apparently, the western astronomical term "Black Hole" is considered very rude in Russia, where scientists always refer to them as "Collapsed Stellar Objects"...
In Africa, we call them Colonialist Holes because they suck in everything of substance.
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