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Re: Tasteful Rape Jokes

Post by Cunt » Thu Oct 20, 2016 1:59 pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJ4GfHUXbUQ


I doubt this counts, since I don't know how to embed the thing.
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Re: Tasteful Rape Jokes

Post by JimC » Thu Oct 20, 2016 7:54 pm

Cunt wrote:

...I don't know how to embed the thing...
Any good sex manual will give you some useful advice... :tea:
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Re: Tasteful Rape Jokes

Post by Cunt » Thu Oct 20, 2016 10:07 pm

JimC wrote:
Cunt wrote:

...I don't know how to embed the thing...
Any good sex manual will give you some useful advice... :tea:
Mine just says 'in, out, repeat if necessary'
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Re: Tasteful Rape Jokes

Post by DaveDodo007 » Sat Oct 22, 2016 8:37 pm

I will tell you what is a joke and not a funny one. Feminists, you know the people who say there is a rape culture in the Western world. Though when muslims and immigrants rape they cover it up and make apologies for it. If you want to end rape culture, cull fucking feminists.

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Post by Forty Two » Mon Apr 03, 2017 2:39 pm

The news just reported that a woman was raped by an entire troupe of mime artists.


They performed unspeakable acts upon her...
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Post by Cunt » Thu Apr 06, 2017 3:14 pm

I think it's hilarious that lots of folks who claim to be vehemently anti-rape, still think part of the joy of placing bad people in prisons is that they will get raped.

Our 'rape culture' is such that rapists have to be kept isolated in prisons, so that they aren't killed by other inmates.
'Rape Culture' means that if one ever gets any kind of sexual assault conviction, they will forever have difficulty getting any jobs which require security clearance.
'Rape Culture' means that any flabby feminist can accuse ALL men of being part of a rape culture, all while experiencing no ill effects of the accusation.

Funny? No...maybe I'm in the wrong mood for this thread...
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Re: Tasteful Rape Jokes

Post by rainbow » Fri Apr 07, 2017 7:46 am

DaveDodo007 wrote:I will tell you what is a joke and not a funny one. Feminists, you know the people who say there is a rape culture in the Western world. Though when muslims and immigrants rape they cover it up and make apologies for it. If you want to end rape culture, cull fucking feminists.
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Re: Tasteful Rape Jokes

Post by Forty Two » Fri Apr 07, 2017 10:23 am

Cunt wrote:I think it's hilarious that lots of folks who claim to be vehemently anti-rape, still think part of the joy of placing bad people in prisons is that they will get raped.

Our 'rape culture' is such that rapists have to be kept isolated in prisons, so that they aren't killed by other inmates.
'Rape Culture' means that if one ever gets any kind of sexual assault conviction, they will forever have difficulty getting any jobs which require security clearance.
'Rape Culture' means that any flabby feminist can accuse ALL men of being part of a rape culture, all while experiencing no ill effects of the accusation.

Funny? No...maybe I'm in the wrong mood for this thread...
In short, "rape culture" theory is propaganda. It's made up to serve a political purpose.
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Re: Tasteful Rape Jokes

Post by laklak » Fri Apr 07, 2017 1:37 pm

I thought "rape culture" was when they swabbed a vagina and smeared on an agar plate.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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Re: Tasteful Rape Jokes

Post by Cunt » Fri Apr 07, 2017 2:26 pm

I got a private message about this thread, from someone who probably had something private to say.

I might read it, but I doubt it. If the person wanted me to get a message, public channels are much more reliable.
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Post by pErvinalia » Fri Apr 07, 2017 2:31 pm

Who was it who used to whinge about getting private messages? Was it you or that dipshit, whatshisname? If it was you, I'm going to send you a PM... :hehe:
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Re: Tasteful Rape Jokes

Post by Cunt » Fri Apr 07, 2017 2:38 pm

It was me, when I used to care about sanctions here. Now I would merrily re-post without worrying about the consequences, so go ahead, I might read it, or not.

More chance of reading it if you send a vulva photo.
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Re: Tasteful Rape Jokes

Post by pErvinalia » Fri Apr 07, 2017 2:49 pm

I'll think of something good to troll you with. I'll keep you hanging...
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