Tis 5pm, time for a Marstons Old Empire.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
The bar is open
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Clinton Huxley
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The bar is open
"I grow old … I grow old …
I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled"
AND MERRY XMAS TO ONE AND All!
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I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled"
AND MERRY XMAS TO ONE AND All!
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klr
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Re: The bar is open
This is an English affectation, is it not? Getting rat-arsed in the local hostelry after close of play on a Friday? 
God has no place within these walls, just like facts have no place within organized religion. - Superintendent Chalmers
It's not up to us to choose which laws we want to obey. If it were, I'd kill everyone who looked at me cock-eyed! - Rex Banner
The Bluebird of Happiness long absent from his life, Ned is visited by the Chicken of Depression. - Gary Larson
It's not up to us to choose which laws we want to obey. If it were, I'd kill everyone who looked at me cock-eyed! - Rex Banner
The Bluebird of Happiness long absent from his life, Ned is visited by the Chicken of Depression. - Gary Larson
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Xamonas Chegwé
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Re: The bar is open
Close of play? There's another 28 overs scheduled! Friday drinking traditionally starts during the lunch break...klr wrote:This is an English affectation, is it not? Getting rat-arsed in the local hostelry after close of play on a Friday?
... on Thursday.
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Paco
Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
Calilasseia
I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
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Bella squats momentarily then waddles on still peeing, like a horse
Millefleur
Salman Rushdie
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
House MD
Who needs a meaning anyway, I'd settle anyday for a very fine view.
Sandy Denny
This is the wrong forum for bluffing
Paco
Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
Calilasseia
I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
Twoflower
Bella squats momentarily then waddles on still peeing, like a horse
Millefleur
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Clinton Huxley
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Re: The bar is open
I had heard that there are places in Ireland where such things occur, underground, hidden away, back-alley establishments called "pubs"....klr wrote:This is an English affectation, is it not? Getting rat-arsed in the local hostelry after close of play on a Friday?
"I grow old … I grow old …
I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled"
AND MERRY XMAS TO ONE AND All!
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I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled"
AND MERRY XMAS TO ONE AND All!
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klr
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Re: The bar is open
So I've heard also, but I don't imbibe myself.Clinton Huxley wrote:I had heard that there are places in Ireland where such things occur, underground, hidden away, back-alley establishments called "pubs"....klr wrote:This is an English affectation, is it not? Getting rat-arsed in the local hostelry after close of play on a Friday?
God has no place within these walls, just like facts have no place within organized religion. - Superintendent Chalmers
It's not up to us to choose which laws we want to obey. If it were, I'd kill everyone who looked at me cock-eyed! - Rex Banner
The Bluebird of Happiness long absent from his life, Ned is visited by the Chicken of Depression. - Gary Larson
It's not up to us to choose which laws we want to obey. If it were, I'd kill everyone who looked at me cock-eyed! - Rex Banner
The Bluebird of Happiness long absent from his life, Ned is visited by the Chicken of Depression. - Gary Larson
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Clinton Huxley
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Re: The bar is open
That's because you are quite sickeningly virtuous and will no doubt outlive us all.....klr wrote:So I've heard also, but I don't imbibe myself.Clinton Huxley wrote:I had heard that there are places in Ireland where such things occur, underground, hidden away, back-alley establishments called "pubs"....klr wrote:This is an English affectation, is it not? Getting rat-arsed in the local hostelry after close of play on a Friday?
"I grow old … I grow old …
I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled"
AND MERRY XMAS TO ONE AND All!
http://25kv.co.uk/date_counter.php?date ... 20counting!!![/img-sig]
I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled"
AND MERRY XMAS TO ONE AND All!
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Gawdzilla Sama
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Re: The bar is open
klr wrote:... I don't imbibe myself.
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klr
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"Twisted mind". :twisted:Gawdzilla wrote:klr wrote:... I don't imbibe myself.
God has no place within these walls, just like facts have no place within organized religion. - Superintendent Chalmers
It's not up to us to choose which laws we want to obey. If it were, I'd kill everyone who looked at me cock-eyed! - Rex Banner
The Bluebird of Happiness long absent from his life, Ned is visited by the Chicken of Depression. - Gary Larson
It's not up to us to choose which laws we want to obey. If it were, I'd kill everyone who looked at me cock-eyed! - Rex Banner
The Bluebird of Happiness long absent from his life, Ned is visited by the Chicken of Depression. - Gary Larson
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You rang?klr wrote:"Twisted mind". :twisted:Gawdzilla wrote:klr wrote:... I don't imbibe myself.
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lordpasternack
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Oh, is it that time? I should probably start making shapes to go out and pick me up some interesting fellow who wants to buy me food and drink and take me back to his, then. 
Then they for sudden joy did weep,
And I for sorrow sung,
That such a king should play bo-peep,
And go the fools among.
Prithee, nuncle, keep a schoolmaster that can teach
thy fool to lie: I would fain learn to lie.
And I for sorrow sung,
That such a king should play bo-peep,
And go the fools among.
Prithee, nuncle, keep a schoolmaster that can teach
thy fool to lie: I would fain learn to lie.
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AshtonBlack
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Re: The bar is open
Damn, it's only 600miles... I could do it!lordpasternack wrote:Oh, is it that time? I should probably start making shapes to go out and pick me up some interesting fellow who wants to buy me food and drink and take me back to his, then.
(Nah, I'm tired
) 
10 Fuck Off
20 GOTO 10
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lordpasternack
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Tch, tch - you'd put in the effort if you knew what I could do... My tongue is a magic wand, young man, and it more than makes up for the efforts that these respective male apes put into their courtship behaviours.AshtonBlack wrote:Damn, it's only 600miles... I could do it!lordpasternack wrote:Oh, is it that time? I should probably start making shapes to go out and pick me up some interesting fellow who wants to buy me food and drink and take me back to his, then.
(Nah, I'm tired
Then they for sudden joy did weep,
And I for sorrow sung,
That such a king should play bo-peep,
And go the fools among.
Prithee, nuncle, keep a schoolmaster that can teach
thy fool to lie: I would fain learn to lie.
And I for sorrow sung,
That such a king should play bo-peep,
And go the fools among.
Prithee, nuncle, keep a schoolmaster that can teach
thy fool to lie: I would fain learn to lie.
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AshtonBlack
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Re: The bar is open
I am WELL aware of your erm... "talents", young lady. I can assure you.lordpasternack wrote:Tch, tch - you'd put in the effort if you knew what I could do... My tongue is a magic wand, young man, and it more than makes up for the efforts that these respective male apes put into their courtship behaviours.AshtonBlack wrote:Damn, it's only 600miles... I could do it!lordpasternack wrote:Oh, is it that time? I should probably start making shapes to go out and pick me up some interesting fellow who wants to buy me food and drink and take me back to his, then.
(Nah, I'm tired
10 Fuck Off
20 GOTO 10
Ashton Black wrote:"Dogma is the enemy, not religion, per se. Rationality, genuine empathy and intellectual integrity are anathema to dogma."
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lordpasternack
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Have you been conversing with people who could relate such things first-hand?AshtonBlack wrote:I am WELL aware of your erm... "talents", young lady. I can assure you.lordpasternack wrote:Tch, tch - you'd put in the effort if you knew what I could do... My tongue is a magic wand, young man, and it more than makes up for the efforts that these respective male apes put into their courtship behaviours.AshtonBlack wrote:Damn, it's only 600miles... I could do it!lordpasternack wrote:Oh, is it that time? I should probably start making shapes to go out and pick me up some interesting fellow who wants to buy me food and drink and take me back to his, then.
(Nah, I'm tired
Then they for sudden joy did weep,
And I for sorrow sung,
That such a king should play bo-peep,
And go the fools among.
Prithee, nuncle, keep a schoolmaster that can teach
thy fool to lie: I would fain learn to lie.
And I for sorrow sung,
That such a king should play bo-peep,
And go the fools among.
Prithee, nuncle, keep a schoolmaster that can teach
thy fool to lie: I would fain learn to lie.
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AshtonBlack
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I'm not entirely sure hands were involved. 
10 Fuck Off
20 GOTO 10
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