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Sperm Banks Don't Need Sperm. Sperm Banks Need Money.

Post by Forty Two » Tue Dec 13, 2016 7:48 pm

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Re: Sperm Banks Don't Need Sperm. Sperm Banks Need Money.

Post by JimC » Wed Dec 14, 2016 12:44 am

I am of the belief that they particularly need the sperm of ageing physics and maths teachers, and that they have a cadre of nurses prepared to do whatever it takes...
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
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Re: Sperm Banks Don't Need Sperm. Sperm Banks Need Money.

Post by Tero » Wed Dec 14, 2016 1:50 am

JimC wrote:I am of the belief that they particularly need the sperm of ageing physics and maths teachers, and that they have a cadre of nurses prepared to do whatever it takes...
A smile and a hand job?
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Re: Sperm Banks Don't Need Sperm. Sperm Banks Need Money.

Post by JimC » Wed Dec 14, 2016 3:14 am

Tero wrote:
JimC wrote:I am of the belief that they particularly need the sperm of ageing physics and maths teachers, and that they have a cadre of nurses prepared to do whatever it takes...
A smile and a hand job?
At my age, they may need a relay team...
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
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