Welsh Hotel staff ‘beat kitten to death with rolling pin.

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Re: Welsh Hotel staff ‘beat kitten to death with rolling pin

Post by Jason » Sun Dec 11, 2016 10:54 pm

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And obviously, so has my rationality. :x
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Re: Welsh Hotel staff ‘beat kitten to death with rolling pin

Post by tattuchu » Sun Dec 11, 2016 10:57 pm

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NineBerry wrote:As a punishment, they should send Gordon Ramsey to the hotel to show them how to correctly kill and prepare a cat.
:funny: you're cruel, cruel says I :biggrin:
I love cats to pieces but I have to admit I larfed as well :oops:
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Post by Hermit » Mon Dec 12, 2016 2:46 am

NineBerry wrote:As a punishment, they should send Gordon Ramsey to the hotel to show them how to correctly kill and prepare a cat.
We'll finish up with Chat à la Gordon bleu.
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Re: Welsh Hotel staff ‘beat kitten to death with rolling pin

Post by JimC » Mon Dec 12, 2016 3:31 am

In Wales, you say?

I blame Pappa... :tea:
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Post by mistermack » Mon Dec 12, 2016 10:26 am

seems quite a hygienic way of killing it.
So long as your first hit is accurate, there's no reason to suppose it suffered any more than if a vet killed it.
I would personally cover the bag with a board, and hit that with a sledge hammer, to be sure of killing it with the first hit.
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Post by Forty Two » Mon Dec 12, 2016 6:26 pm

Tyrannical wrote:since "and then eaten" was not mentioned I'll assume kitchen staff not Asian lol
Asians eat cats?

Oh, wait, are you using Asian in the highly offensive but politically correct manner of referring to a small number of countries-formerly-known-as-oriental? the vast majority of Asian cultures do not consume cats.
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Post by pErvinalia » Tue Dec 13, 2016 1:38 am

I think he's suggesting that Asians of various varieties are renowned for eating weird stuff that we don't eat, including family pets...
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Post by Hermit » Tue Dec 13, 2016 2:47 am

Nonononononono, Tranny is expressing his profound appreciation (via dogwhistling it, which according to 42 is never actionable) of non-Caucasian cultures. Also, my guess is that people who have cats on their menu regard them as family pets the same way we regard lambs. The daughter of a friend of mine had a pet lamb. She called it "Roast".
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Post by pErvinalia » Tue Dec 13, 2016 3:09 am

A friend of mine had one called "Lamb Chop". I asked what happened to it (they kept it in a suburban backyard) and she said they had to give it away as it got too big. I asked if she saw that process occur. No, her dad handled that, was her answer. Louise, I'm sorry to inform you, but you ate Lamb Chop... :hehe:
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Post by Tyrannical » Tue Dec 13, 2016 3:36 am

Hermit wrote:Nonononononono, Tranny is expressing his profound appreciation (via dogwhistling it, which according to 42 is never actionable) of non-Caucasian cultures. Also, my guess is that people who have cats on their menu regard them as family pets the same way we regard lambs. The daughter of a friend of mine had a pet lamb. She called it "Roast".
Speaking of dogs..........
Oh and seagulls. Health inspectors closed down a local Asian restaurant over that years ago. Claimed it was for personal use and not on the menu though.
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Post by Hermit » Tue Dec 13, 2016 7:18 am

Tyrannical wrote:
Hermit wrote:Nonononononono, Tranny is expressing his profound appreciation (via dogwhistling it, which according to 42 is never actionable) of non-Caucasian cultures. Also, my guess is that people who have cats on their menu regard them as family pets the same way we regard lambs. The daughter of a friend of mine had a pet lamb. She called it "Roast".
Speaking of dogs..........
Oh and seagulls. Health inspectors closed down a local Asian restaurant over that years ago. Claimed it was for personal use and not on the menu though.
Exactly the same happens with Australian restaurants and milk bars every few months or so. Except it's usually because of mice and cockroaches.
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Post by pErvinalia » Tue Dec 13, 2016 7:19 am

Fucken Greeks! Oh wait, are they white or non-white..?
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Post by Hermit » Tue Dec 13, 2016 7:38 am

Depends. Most of them have migrated to Australia in the 50s and 60s, so they are either white or grey by now. In typical Australian fashion we shorten that and simply call them wogs.
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Re: Welsh Hotel staff ‘beat kitten to death with rolling pin

Post by JimC » Tue Dec 13, 2016 8:03 am

Hermit wrote:
Tyrannical wrote:
Hermit wrote:Nonononononono, Tranny is expressing his profound appreciation (via dogwhistling it, which according to 42 is never actionable) of non-Caucasian cultures. Also, my guess is that people who have cats on their menu regard them as family pets the same way we regard lambs. The daughter of a friend of mine had a pet lamb. She called it "Roast".
Speaking of dogs..........
Oh and seagulls. Health inspectors closed down a local Asian restaurant over that years ago. Claimed it was for personal use and not on the menu though.
Exactly the same happens with Australian restaurants and milk bars every few months or so. Except it's usually because of mice and cockroaches.
A little garlic and white wine, and a delicate fry-up of mice and cockroaches could be haute cuisine...
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Re: Welsh Hotel staff ‘beat kitten to death with rolling pin

Post by Hermit » Tue Dec 13, 2016 9:45 am

JimC wrote:A little garlic and white wine, and a delicate fry-up of mice and cockroaches could be haute cuisine...
Quite so. We eat anything that has nutritional value. Why else would people eat cats, dogs, snails, frogs, locusts, witchetty grubs etc, other than that they provide nutrition and are available?
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