Jezza.Pogue wrote:If Jesus is the son of God. Who is the daughter of God?
Was that a trick question?
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Was that a trick question?
I call bullshit - Alfred E Einstein
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Mohamet. Moohammed is the trans daughter of God. The Mighty Mo identifies as gender queer non-binary but chooses the pronouns her and she, and is therefore known as the "daughter" of God. Mohummed was born from the ass of a virgin. Well, she was kind of a slut, but only took up the ass from the deity.Pogue wrote:If Jesus is the son of God. Who is the daughter of God?
Have I come close to writing the most offensive response ever? I hope so.
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Not quite. Nothing about differently abled, wheelchairs, or autism.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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There isn't one. Why would you think that two kids of different sexes are a mandate upon God?Pogue wrote:If Jesus is the son of God. Who is the daughter of God?
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"All that is required for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing." Edmund Burke
"Those who support denying anyone the right to keep and bear arms for personal defense are fully complicit in every crime that might have been prevented had the victim been effectively armed." Seth
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Nope. Offense is a Social Construct.Farty Twat wrote: Have I come close to writing the most offensive response ever? I hope so.
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Whereas a fence is a physical construct...rainbow wrote:Nope. Offense is a Social Construct.Farty Twat wrote: Have I come close to writing the most offensive response ever? I hope so.
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To make a point, good fencing makes good neighbors...because the bad ones get pricked.JimC wrote:Whereas a fence is a physical construct...rainbow wrote:Nope. Offense is a Social Construct.Farty Twat wrote: Have I come close to writing the most offensive response ever? I hope so.
"Seth is Grandmaster Zen Troll who trains his victims to troll themselves every time they think of him" Robert_S
"All that is required for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing." Edmund Burke
"Those who support denying anyone the right to keep and bear arms for personal defense are fully complicit in every crime that might have been prevented had the victim been effectively armed." Seth
© 2013/2014/2015/2016 Seth, all rights reserved. No reuse, republication, duplication, or derivative work is authorized.
"All that is required for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing." Edmund Burke
"Those who support denying anyone the right to keep and bear arms for personal defense are fully complicit in every crime that might have been prevented had the victim been effectively armed." Seth
© 2013/2014/2015/2016 Seth, all rights reserved. No reuse, republication, duplication, or derivative work is authorized.
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No, but I would love to have borrowed this before I got hacked and banned from Face book for arguing with fundamentalist MuslamesForty Two wrote:Mohamet. Moohammed is the trans daughter of God. The Mighty Mo identifies as gender queer non-binary but chooses the pronouns her and she, and is therefore known as the "daughter" of God. Mohummed was born from the ass of a virgin. Well, she was kind of a slut, but only took up the ass from the deity.Pogue wrote:If Jesus is the son of God. Who is the daughter of God?
Have I come close to writing the most offensive response ever? I hope so.
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Michael.. guess I was thinking of football.Śiva wrote:Jesus was the Archangel Gabriel
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