I prefer to keep discussions with forum members public, so, no. You probably can't afford my rates anyway.Pogue wrote:Hermit. Are you available for private tutoring lessons?
These are the facts
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I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein’s brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops. - Stephen J. Gould
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Your current avatar is a better contraceptive than any number of condoms. The only way I can envisage a more effective one is if you revert to one of your previous avs. One featuring a grey goatee, moustache and a bald pate.Rum wrote:I bid three condoms.
I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein’s brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops. - Stephen J. Gould
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Re: These are the facts
An irrelevant fact is merely trivia.
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Clinton Huxley » 21 Jun 2012 » 14:10:36 GMT
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"It isn't necessary to imagine the world ending in fire or ice.
There are two other possibilities: one is paperwork, and the other is nostalgia."
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"This is how humanity ends; bickering over the irrelevant."
Clinton Huxley » 21 Jun 2012 » 14:10:36 GMT
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You are not incorrect. I am a mentally handicapped dyslexic drawing social insurance.
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That may be so, but I know that when I get home this evening I have a packet trifle all ready to smear across my pj bottoms.
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Clinton Huxley » 21 Jun 2012 » 14:10:36 GMT
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"This is how humanity ends; bickering over the irrelevant."
Clinton Huxley » 21 Jun 2012 » 14:10:36 GMT
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"Private tutoring sessions", eh...
So that's what they're calling it these days...
So that's what they're calling it these days...
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
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Where's my fuck, then? My mind was only mildly groped..Pogue wrote:The wordplay is essentially intended as a mindfuck.
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Re: These are the facts
Name the time and place.
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rEv travels at relativistic velocities, so time and place become problematic...
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"The Western world is fucking awesome because of mostly white men" - DaveDodo007.
"Socialized medicine is just exactly as morally defensible as gassing and cooking Jews" - Seth. Yes, he really did say that..
"Seth you are a boon to this community" - Cunt.
"I am seriously thinking of going on a spree killing" - Svartalf.
"The Western world is fucking awesome because of mostly white men" - DaveDodo007.
"Socialized medicine is just exactly as morally defensible as gassing and cooking Jews" - Seth. Yes, he really did say that..
"Seth you are a boon to this community" - Cunt.
"I am seriously thinking of going on a spree killing" - Svartalf.
Re: These are the facts
Pity this is a mock-thread! So why isn't it the pub?
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Is that a serious question?
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This thread is, in fact, a perfect advertisement for the serious subject of philosophy... 
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Yes, it is! Or is "General Serious Discussion & Philosophy" the new pub?Hermit wrote:Is that a serious question?
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Since you can't produce an example, you are wrong.Pogue wrote:Why do you think an example would be relevant in this case?
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