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Fictional positive headlines from 2017

Post by Tero » Wed Nov 09, 2016 1:39 pm

Trump chokes on Big Mac



That's all I got so far.

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Post by Scot Dutchy » Thu Nov 10, 2016 12:08 pm

Trump gets assassinated on the 20th of January.
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Post by pErvinalia » Thu Nov 10, 2016 12:10 pm

Trump Jailed For Rape. Still President.
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Post by Hermit » Thu Nov 10, 2016 1:16 pm

Scot Dutchy wrote:Trump gets assassinated on the 20th of January.
That's very, very bad news, unless you think Pence would make a better President.
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Post by Scot Dutchy » Thu Nov 10, 2016 1:27 pm

Hermit wrote:
Scot Dutchy wrote:Trump gets assassinated on the 20th of January.
That's very, very bad news, unless you think Pence would make a better President.
Pence is controllable. Trump is a loose cannon and a lunatic.
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Post by Hermit » Fri Nov 11, 2016 3:14 am

Scot Dutchy wrote:Pence is controllable. Trump is a loose cannon and a lunatic.
With both houses of Congress in Republican control and soon the majority of SCOTUS judges leaning toward Republican ideology there will be no control. You are looking at all three spheres of government - executive, legislative and judicial - in Republican hands for at least the next two years. And I am not at all sure if Pence's religious fundamentalism is preferable to Trump's madness. Remember, it was God who told Bush jr. to start a fucking war or two.
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Post by pErvinalia » Fri Nov 11, 2016 3:45 am

More than likely Trump will just go and play golf for four years. He doesn't look like someone who would relish or could handle the hard work and pressure of being Pres. Pence will continue the Republican path to a theocracy.
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Post by Scot Dutchy » Fri Nov 11, 2016 12:46 pm

Yep hard work will be a problem. Well for him thinking will be a problem. Everything will be a problem actually. Hope someone gets a straight jacket on him before he wrecks the asylum.
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Post by rainbow » Fri Nov 11, 2016 2:08 pm

Putin and Trump wed.
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Post by Svartalf » Fri Nov 11, 2016 2:41 pm

I'd love to see Putin acting as FLOTUS
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Post by Tyrannical » Fri Nov 11, 2016 3:52 pm

david duke made secretary of immigration lol
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