Election 2016 Thread

[Forty Two]

"What I've learned so far tonight: America is WAAAAAAAAY more sexist than it is racist. And it's pretty f*****g racist." -- Patton Oswalt

Absurd.

[Forty Two]

What are the long term costs of inequality and lack of education? We just got one lesson with more to come.
Dan Ariely

That's quite an indictment of the 160 to 180 other countries in the world who have higher "inequality" and worse (or approximately the same level of) education systems as the US.

[Forty Two]

No pussy in America is safe, pussy grabbing will be the new party salute.

If it helps, I'll let women grab my package anytime they want. If it's equal, it's o.k., right?

[Tero]

Vagina.

[Forty Two]

But they have to come back. Their house is in DC. Then come back for Michelle 2020 term.

She has all the qualifications for the Presidency. Presumably she received the Presidents dick at least a couple of times, and she successfully revamped the dietary requirements for primary school student's lunches.



Elect Michelle! She'll expand her nutrition rules to apply to all walks of life! If students have a right to eat like that, don't we all?

Her signature legislation will be the Affordable Food Act, known as MichelloFeast. We'll all get to pay 3-4 times as much for well balanced portions of cold cuts, crackers and a piece of raw cauliflower. But, those who can't afford it can get subsidies if they register for the Food Exchange, and disclose every bit of personal and financial information to the Internal Revenue Service, which will monitor whether your income is sufficient to get a subsidy. If you understate your income, you'll be fined and penalized at tax time. If you fail to eat the raw piece of cauliflower diligently and regularly, the IRS will issue a penalty.

Regardless of how awful the food is, and how expensive it becomes, the program will be lauded as a success. If you oppose MichelloFeast, you'll be correctly identified as a hateful racist who wants children and old people to starve, especially black people and women (who always suffer the most).

How can anyone oppose MichelloFeast anyway? It's unfair that poor people have to pay the same price for food as rich people. That's regressive. So, we need a system of food subsidies to ensure that the richest among us pay their fair share for food. And, of course, we need to regulate the food people buy, to make sure that everyone gets a the correct dietary intake.

[Forty Two]

Vagina.

That's sexual harassment.

You spoke to me in a sexually harassing manner.

[Scot Dutchy]

A big orange should be left and a monkey holding it.

[Forty Two]

[JimC]

In civilized countries, the editorial columns are on the front page of the news sections of newspapers.

Actually, the Australian newspaper is considered to be on the right in terms of Oz media, albeit the serious, conservative right...

[pErvinalia]

In civilized countries, the editorial columns are on the front page of the news sections of newspapers.

That's Murdoch's main rag in Australia. In no senses could a Murdoch rag be considered "civilised".

[pErvinalia]

What are the long term costs of inequality and lack of education? We just got one lesson with more to come.
Dan Ariely

That's quite an indictment of the 160 to 180 other countries in the world who have higher "inequality" and worse (or approximately the same level of) education systems as the US.

And what do you think the quality of their leaders are on average?

[laklak]

The butthurt is palpable. Meaning you could palpate it. You know, like feel it up. Like a pussy.

[Forty Two]

That's Murdoch's main rag in Australia. In no senses could a Murdoch rag be considered "civilised".

Jeez...so much about Oz is uncivilized, which is strange for such a civilized country. You don't let gays marry, and you've got right-wing rags all over the place over there....

[Forty Two]

What are the long term costs of inequality and lack of education? We just got one lesson with more to come.
Dan Ariely

That's quite an indictment of the 160 to 180 other countries in the world who have higher "inequality" and worse (or approximately the same level of) education systems as the US.

And what do you think the quality of their leaders are on average?

Probably much better than in the US. Everything is worse here.

[pErvinalia]

That's Murdoch's main rag in Australia. In no senses could a Murdoch rag be considered "civilised".

Jeez...so much about Oz is uncivilized, which is strange for such a civilized country. You don't let gays marry, and you've got right-wing rags all over the place over there....

Not surprisingly the two are connected.