The Most Efficient Way to Destroy the Universe

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The Most Efficient Way to Destroy the Universe

Post by cronus » Mon Oct 24, 2016 5:08 am

What will the world be like after its ruler is removed?
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Re: The Most Efficient Way to Destroy the Universe

Post by pErvinalia » Mon Oct 24, 2016 5:26 am

Elect Donald Trump as President.
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Re: The Most Efficient Way to Destroy the Universe

Post by JimC » Mon Oct 24, 2016 6:53 am

Since the universe and all its "inhabitants" are merely a momentarily entertaining illusion within my mind, I don't really give a shit...
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Re: The Most Efficient Way to Destroy the Universe

Post by cronus » Mon Oct 24, 2016 7:01 am

JimC wrote:Since the universe and all its "inhabitants" are merely a momentarily entertaining illusion within my mind, I don't really give a shit...
In my minds eye I have that lower state of the Higgs field all puzzled out. When I die the universe is coming with me. Including your imagination. It ain't over till it's over. :coffee:
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Re: The Most Efficient Way to Destroy the Universe

Post by tattuchu » Mon Oct 24, 2016 12:57 pm

Divide by zero!
People think "queue" is just "q" followed by 4 silent letters.

But those letters are not silent.

They're just waiting their turn.
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Re: The Most Efficient Way to Destroy the Universe

Post by Tero » Mon Oct 24, 2016 1:40 pm

Make The Universe Great Again!
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Re: The Most Efficient Way to Destroy the Universe

Post by Feck » Mon Oct 24, 2016 3:14 pm

Order it from Amazon.
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:lol:
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Re: The Most Efficient Way to Destroy the Universe

Post by Svartalf » Mon Oct 24, 2016 6:06 pm

Feck wrote:Order it from Amazon.
I don't get it, Amazon has gotten me a book I did not think I"d be able to find anywhere else... expecting it this week or next.
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Re: The Most Efficient Way to Destroy the Universe

Post by Brian Peacock » Mon Oct 24, 2016 10:30 pm

Just let it wind down to nothing.
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Re: The Most Efficient Way to Destroy the Universe

Post by laklak » Tue Oct 25, 2016 2:50 am

We've done a pretty good job on this planet in only a couple of thousand years. Blink of an eye in Universe Time. Give us a hundred thousand or so and the whole fucking place will be swimming in shit and Styrofoam.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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Re: The Most Efficient Way to Destroy the Universe

Post by rainbow » Tue Oct 25, 2016 9:13 am

Send it to Africa and mark it "Fragile"
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Re: The Most Efficient Way to Destroy the Universe

Post by Brian Peacock » Tue Oct 25, 2016 10:24 am

rainbow wrote:Send it to Africa and mark it "Fragile"
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Re: The Most Efficient Way to Destroy the Universe

Post by laklak » Tue Oct 25, 2016 2:05 pm

rainbow wrote:Send it to Africa and mark it "Fragile"
Eish, the package, she is broked.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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Re: The Most Efficient Way to Destroy the Universe

Post by pErvinalia » Tue Oct 25, 2016 2:51 pm

Get the oak back in here just now.
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