'Turing Bill' for gay pardons fails in Parliament

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'Turing Bill' for gay pardons fails in Parliament

Post by cronus » Fri Oct 21, 2016 6:47 pm

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-37707030

'Turing Bill' for gay pardons fails in Parliament

A bill that would have wiped clean the criminal records of thousands of gay men has fallen at its first parliamentary hurdle.
The private member's bill would have pardoned all men living with UK convictions for same-sex offences committed before the law was changed.
There were emotional scenes with one MP fighting back tears during his speech.

The government, which has its own plans for posthumous pardons, "talked out" the bill, which will not now go ahead.
Minister Sam Gyimah spoke for 25 minutes, reaching the time limit allotted for the debate.

There were shouts of "shame" and "shameful" from angry MPs as the seconds ticked down and proceedings came to an end.

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Re: 'Turing Bill' for gay pardons fails in Parliament

Post by Tero » Fri Oct 21, 2016 7:18 pm

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Post by Rum » Fri Oct 21, 2016 8:01 pm

Premature wenting.

Having read the news item in question it would appear that there were two parliamentary Acts in progress. This one was seen to pardon other sexual offences (as were) as well as homosexuality related ones. The alternate legislation will be enacted shortly.
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Post by Brian Peacock » Fri Oct 21, 2016 8:06 pm

'Shame' and 'Shameful' indeed. So does the government of the party that gave LGBT couples civil and legal equality want to claim credit for this at a later date--closer to election time--or is it that, as I suspect, a swathe of Tory backbenchers are not happy with the proposal?
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Post by Rum » Fri Oct 21, 2016 8:08 pm

See my (now) edited post. Internet half cocked knee jerk, misinformed, indignant, outraged response can be cancelled please.

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Post by tattuchu » Fri Oct 21, 2016 8:13 pm

I knew a gay once. I'm still kinda sore at him for giving such lousy head but I suppose I could pardon him. Seriously, though. He gave lousy head.
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Post by Rum » Fri Oct 21, 2016 8:59 pm

I hate that term 'head'. 'Blow job' is wrong too - for the obvious reason that it is the opposite of what it should be.

How about 'oral genital manipulation'? More romantic I think.. English - what an eloquent vehicle you are!

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tattuchu wrote:I knew a gay once. I'm still kinda sore at him for giving such lousy head but I suppose I could pardon him. Seriously, though. He gave lousy head.
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Post by mistermack » Sat Oct 22, 2016 10:44 am

tattuchu wrote:I knew a gay once. I'm still kinda sore
Bummer !
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Post by Strontium Dog » Sat Oct 22, 2016 2:15 pm

Brian Peacock wrote:'Shame' and 'Shameful' indeed. So does the government of the party that gave LGBT couples civil and legal equality want to claim credit for this at a later date--closer to election time--or is it that, as I suspect, a swathe of Tory backbenchers are not happy with the proposal?
I think you'll find that that government contained more than one party :tea:
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Post by pErvinalia » Sat Oct 22, 2016 2:36 pm

Does that other party still exist? :whistle:
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