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Re: Customer smashes up iPhones in a French Apple Store - FU

Post by JimC » Mon Oct 03, 2016 8:02 pm

Generally, I have been a gruntled Apple customer...
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Post by Cunt » Mon Oct 03, 2016 8:08 pm

I am quite gruntled, but then again, I have never owned Apple products.

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Re: Customer smashes up iPhones in a French Apple Store - FU

Post by mistermack » Thu Oct 06, 2016 9:31 am

JimC wrote:Generally, I have been a gruntled Apple customer...
Then it's about time you grew a pear.
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Re: Customer smashes up iPhones in a French Apple Store - FU

Post by Scot Dutchy » Wed Oct 12, 2016 5:31 am

Never caught on. I wonder why?

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Post by Forty Two » Wed Oct 12, 2016 1:26 pm

That's a funny Onion article, but in reality we are only a few years away from the disappearance of the keyboard. Voice technology will likely do away with it, and computers will be able to be made with either an onscreen keyboard for times when you need it, or a projected keyboard. Right now, the windows version is a bit cumbersome, with the speech recognition feature being difficult to manage efficiently, but as with all things, the technology will improve. http://www.thewindowsclub.com/use-compu ... oard-mouse
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Re: Customer smashes up iPhones in a French Apple Store - FU

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If Microsoft or Google want to get my voice print they'll have to pry it from my cold dead voice box! :lay:
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What do you care? They've already got the video of you wanking in front of your computer's built in cam.
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Re: Customer smashes up iPhones in a French Apple Store - FU

Post by pErvinalia » Wed Oct 12, 2016 2:11 pm

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pErvin wrote:If Microsoft or Google want to get my voice print they'll have to pry it from my cold dead voice box! :lay:
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Re: Customer smashes up iPhones in a French Apple Store - FU

Post by Forty Two » Wed Oct 12, 2016 7:26 pm

Oh, we're talking computers on this thread?

Why was the computer cold?

It left it's Windows open!

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Re: Customer smashes up iPhones in a French Apple Store - FU

Post by pErvinalia » Thu Oct 13, 2016 12:37 am

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pErvin wrote:If Microsoft or Google want to get my voice print they'll have to pry it from my cold dead voice box! :lay:
It's cute how you think they don't already have all that and more.
Don't forget, we are still waiting for some Cunt to explain to us all how Microsoft can be spying on our web browsing habits when we disable Cortana. :bored:
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Re: Customer smashes up iPhones in a French Apple Store - FU

Post by Cunt » Thu Oct 13, 2016 1:13 am

pErvin wrote:
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pErvin wrote:If Microsoft or Google want to get my voice print they'll have to pry it from my cold dead voice box! :lay:
It's cute how you think they don't already have all that and more.
Don't forget, we are still waiting for some Cunt to explain to us all how Microsoft can be spying on our web browsing habits when we disable Cortana. :bored:
Why take anything you say seriously, pErvin? You have made it pretty clear you are only here to troll and be insulting.

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