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Name a Woman's Job!
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While there is a market for shit, there will be assholes to supply it.
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klr wrote:I feel a Life of Brian reference coming on.Hermit wrote:Would it be sexist to mention child bearing?
Hermit wrote:No way! That is so totally inappropriate!
I was thinking more of this scene though:
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It's not up to us to choose which laws we want to obey. If it were, I'd kill everyone who looked at me cock-eyed! - Rex Banner
The Bluebird of Happiness long absent from his life, Ned is visited by the Chicken of Depression. - Gary Larson
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Body cavity inspector at a women's prison.
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Cunt of a job, really...Scott1328 wrote:Body cavity inspector at a women's prison.
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
And my gin!
And my gin!
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Yes! That is appropriate. Very PC too.klr wrote:klr wrote:I feel a Life of Brian reference coming on.Hermit wrote:Would it be sexist to mention child bearing?Hermit wrote:No way! That is so totally inappropriate!
I was thinking more of this scene though:
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Silent farts.
How do they do that?
How do they do that?
While there is a market for shit, there will be assholes to supply it.
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People are not allowed to think something is a woman's job. That's hate think.Xamonas Chegwé wrote:http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-29639887
The Australian version of Family Feud is in hot water after asking contestants to "name something people think is a woman's job".
Personally, I see little wrong with the question per se. Their biggest mistake was underestimating the reaction it was bound to generate. Much of the outrage seems directed at the answers which were given by 100 Australians, presumably including women!
Oddly, nobody answered "Blow".
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Wet nurse.
Take that femenists lol
Take that femenists lol
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They've figured out a way around that one. Nowadays, being biologically female doesn't make you a woman. A man can be biologically female, and therefore he can be a wet nurse.Tyrannical wrote:Wet nurse.
Take that femenists lol
“When I was in college, I took a terrorism class. ... The thing that was interesting in the class was every time the professor said ‘Al Qaeda’ his shoulders went up, But you know, it is that you don’t say ‘America’ with an intensity, you don’t say ‘England’ with the intensity. You don’t say ‘the army’ with the intensity,” she continued. “... But you say these names [Al Qaeda] because you want that word to carry weight. You want it to be something.” - Ilhan Omar
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Someone should say " Of course all women in your experience masturbate.... If you are the alternative "Crumple wrote:I never met a woman who didn't like to masturbate but that's maybe only me?
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Oh burn ! 
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