Clinton vs Trump (analogies)

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Clinton vs Trump (analogies)

Post by Pogue » Thu Sep 08, 2016 2:44 am

Clinton vs Trump

ANALOGY #1
BeIng killed in a vicious train accident vs tragically falling off a cliff.

ANALOGY #2
Getting tasered vs being struck by lightning

ANALOGY #3
Getting shot vs getting stabbed

ANALOGY #4
Breathing in toxic gas vs drinking poison

ANALOGY #5
Eating dried liver on toast
versus Eating expired hummus on a donut.

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Post by Brian Peacock » Thu Sep 08, 2016 5:14 am

ANALOGY #6
A vs A+
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Post by JimC » Thu Sep 08, 2016 6:32 am

ANALOGY #7
Fail vs Fail to a degree never before seen in the annals of academic results in this course...
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Re: Clinton vs Trump (analogies)

Post by Animavore » Thu Sep 08, 2016 9:22 am

Suntot vs Smoggy.
Libertarianism: The belief that out of all the terrible things governments can do, helping people is the absolute worst.

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Post by Scot Dutchy » Fri Sep 09, 2016 1:50 pm

Safety v Nightmare
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Post by Tero » Fri Sep 09, 2016 3:19 pm

Marshmallows vs Circus Peanuts
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Post by pErvinalia » Fri Sep 09, 2016 4:19 pm

Shooting yourself in the leg vs shooting yourself in the nuts.
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Re: Clinton vs Trump (analogies)

Post by Animavore » Fri Sep 09, 2016 7:26 pm

Experienced and qualified vs world's worst intern.

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Post by Tero » Fri Sep 09, 2016 7:37 pm

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Re: Clinton vs Trump (analogies)

Post by rainbow » Sat Sep 10, 2016 11:00 am

Either way the US is screwed, but with Clitiron at least they get lube.
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