Norway man rescued after climbing into public toilet

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Norway man rescued after climbing into public toilet

Post by cronus » Fri Aug 26, 2016 6:58 pm

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-37196629

Norway man rescued after climbing into public toilet

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Firefighters in Norway have pulled a man from the inside of a toilet after he lowered himself in to retrieve a friend's phone and became stuck in the tank below.
Cato Berntsen Larsen climbed feet-first into the public facility after his friend dropped the phone while urinating.

Mr Berntsen Larsen said he had volunteered to enter the tank, which is not connected to the sewer and which is only emptied once a season.
The 20-year-old became sick as he stood thigh-deep in its contents, and had to spend an hour completely enclosed in the small area.
"I panicked because I hate confined spaces," he told Norwegian newspaper VG.

"It was damn disgusting - the worst I have experienced. There were animals down there too."
To make matters worse, Mr Berntsen Larsen quickly threw up after entering the tank, which was standing room only.

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Post by tattuchu » Fri Aug 26, 2016 7:25 pm

:lol:
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Post by Sean Hayden » Fri Aug 26, 2016 8:50 pm

...and still in the friend zone, cuck.

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Post by cronus » Sat Aug 27, 2016 2:37 am

You see the problem with too much empathy here, though? :coffee:
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Post by Brian Peacock » Sat Aug 27, 2016 7:45 am

Oh shit Sherlock.
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Post by JimC » Sat Aug 27, 2016 9:59 am

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Post by Svartalf » Sat Aug 27, 2016 10:08 am

yeah, speak of being neck deep in shit
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Re: Norway man rescued after climbing into public toilet

Post by mistermack » Sat Aug 27, 2016 10:14 am

Don't they have a sense of humour in Norway?

In Britain, they would have taken great pleasure in pissing on his head.
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Post by Faithfree » Sat Aug 27, 2016 10:34 am

Got himself in deep shit.
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Re: Norway man rescued after climbing into public toilet

Post by laklak » Sat Aug 27, 2016 1:47 pm

All together now!

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Re: Norway man rescued after climbing into public toilet

Post by cronus » Sat Aug 27, 2016 2:34 pm

Qualifies for a honorary Darwin Award on account of some things being worse than death.
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Norman Reedus rescued after climbing into pubic toy pit

Post by tattuchu » Sat Aug 27, 2016 3:08 pm

:?


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