New Star Trek film looks incredible!

[The Curious Squid]

This movie was rubbish after the first scene but it really sealed it's fate with the introduction of "Red Matter".

If one drop of "Red Matter" is sufficient to make a star or a planet implode, and if Spock's mission in the cheesy spinny ship was to implode one star, why come did Spock need to bring along several hundred liters of "Red Matter?"

Also, the mining attachment on the bad guy ship was unnecessarily phalic and the fight scenes on it were thus intensely homo-erotic.

Liked the green slut. Alien women are the embodiment of our favorite split infinitive.

Kirk was a dumb-ass and their "command structure" was laughable.

Exactly Spaz, also, if one drop of red matter adds enough mass to a planet to make it turn into a black hole then why doesn't the entire ball create a super massive black hole when it's on the ship?

[Clinton Huxley]

I think Phil Plait, the "Bad Astronomer" made similar criticisms of the film, his point being that it was a good movie that could have been great if they'd just tried a littler harder to get the science right. "Real" science is usually much more astonishing than anything your average Hollywood scriptwriter could make up.

And I don't think the money a film makes can be used as a measure of how good it is. If you did that, Transformers, Rise of the Product Placement would be better than, say, Fellini.

[Animavore]

This movie was rubbish after the first scene but it really sealed it's fate with the introduction of "Red Matter".

If one drop of "Red Matter" is sufficient to make a star or a planet implode, and if Spock's mission in the cheesy spinny ship was to implode one star, why come did Spock need to bring along several hundred liters of "Red Matter?"

Also, the mining attachment on the bad guy ship was unnecessarily phalic and the fight scenes on it were thus intensely homo-erotic.

Liked the green slut. Alien women are the embodiment of our favorite split infinitive.

Kirk was a dumb-ass and their "command structure" was laughable.

Exactly Spaz, also, if one drop of red matter adds enough mass to a planet to make it turn into a black hole then why doesn't the entire ball create a super massive black hole when it's on the ship?

Because its suspended in some magic vacuum

[The Curious Squid]

Vacuums don't effect gravity like that other wise the moon wouldn't be circling us and we wouldn't be circling the Sun. I could go on for ages about how shit this film is but I'd rather waste my time on something more deserving.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Vacuums don't effect gravity like that other wise the moon wouldn't be circling us and we wouldn't be circling the Sun. I could go on for ages about how shit this film is but I'd rather waste my time on something more deserving.

It was probably inside a force field. Like the one I have around that barrel of Scotch.

[Animavore]

Vacuums don't effect gravity like that other wise the moon wouldn't be circling us and we wouldn't be circling the Sun. I could go on for ages about how shit this film is but I'd rather waste my time on something more deserving.

Oh c'...mon.

It was obviously a joke.

[Clinton Huxley]

Hey, at least Star Trek doesn't have racist robots like Transformers.

Lord, I hate Michael Bay.

[The Curious Squid]

Vacuums don't effect gravity like that other wise the moon wouldn't be circling us and we wouldn't be circling the Sun. I could go on for ages about how shit this film is but I'd rather waste my time on something more deserving.

Oh c'...mon.

It was obviously a joke.

I dunno, I'm too used to people trying to defend shit Sci-fi so i don't take chances. As you said, with even a modicum of effort shit like this could be avoided and real sci-fi could take a stand.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Vacuums don't effect gravity like that other wise the moon wouldn't be circling us and we wouldn't be circling the Sun. I could go on for ages about how shit this film is but I'd rather waste my time on something more deserving.

Oh c'...mon.

It was obviously a joke.

I dunno, I'm too used to people trying to defend shit Sci-fi so i don't take chances. As you said, with even a modicum of effort shit like this could be avoided and real sci-fi could take a stand.

Yeah, like when the HELL are they going to make Ringworld into a movie? :pissed: :pissed: :pissed:

[The Curious Squid]

I've still to read that actually.

[devogue]

And another thing. What was with that green ho? That was just STUUU :pissed: PIDDDD.

Orion girls have always been a part of Star Trek.

Even still. Having sex with an alien is wrong. And pointless. You might as well ejaulate over frog spawn for all the reproductive success it would give you.

If frog spawn sucked cock, my dick would be dipped in a river every March 1st.

[Animavore]

Because its suspended in some :arrow: magic vacuum

I mean c'...monnnnn.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

I've still to read that actually.

[The Curious Squid]

Because its suspended in some :arrow: magic vacuum

I mean c'...monnnnn.

I don't know you Ani, you might be a total fanny

[Animavore]

Because its suspended in some :arrow: magic vacuum

I mean c'...monnnnn.

I don't know you Ani, you might be a total fanny

I'm as ugly as one.