the Donald Threat

[Svartalf]

Let's face it, that businessman has become a threat to national security... Just thinking of him a CinC or too near the atomic codes makes me sick.

[cronus]

Let's face it, that businessman has become a threat to national security... Just thinking of him a CinC or too near the atomic codes makes me sick.

This is the most interesting thing to happen since Ebola ran amok. Keep calm, we'll all go together when we go.

[Svartalf]

But I don't want to go in an atomic war, I want to pull an Attila and die an old man while having it on with a young lady.

[Seth]

Let's face it, that businessman has become a threat to national security... Just thinking of him a CinC or too near the atomic codes makes me sick.

Here's hoping that all the socialist fucks in Europe and everywhere else feel exactly the same way. It's a great thing for the liberal fascists and other tyrants of the world to fear the US, it's how we keep the peace.

So, when Trump is President you'd better walk the straight and narrow or we'll nuke your sorry asses.

[Seth]

Let's face it, that businessman has become a threat to national security... Just thinking of him a CinC or too near the atomic codes makes me sick.

This is the most interesting thing to happen since Ebola ran amok. Keep calm, we'll all go together when we go.

Ripping off Tom Lerher I see...

When you attend a funeral,
It is sad to think that sooner or
Later those you love will do the same for you.
And you may have thought it tragic,
Not to mention other adjec-
Tives, to think of all the weeping they will do.
But don't you worry.
No more ashes, no more sackcloth.
And an armband made of black cloth
Will some day never more adorn a sleeve.
For if the bomb that drops on you
Gets your friends and neighbors too,
There'll be nobody left behind to grieve.
And we will all go together when we go.
What a comforting fact that is to know.
Universal bereavement,
An inspiring achievement,
Yes, we all will go together when we go.
We will all go together when we go.
All suffuse with an incandescent glow.
No one will have the endurance
To collect on his insurance,
Lloyd's of london will be loaded when they go.
Oh we will all fry together when we fry.
We'll be french fried potatoes by and by.
There will be no more misery
When the world is our rotisserie,
Yes, we will all fry together when we fry.
Down by the old maelstrom,
There'll be a storm before the calm.
And we will all bake together when we bake.
There'll be nobody present at the wake.
With complete participation
In that grand incineration,
Nearly three billion hunks of well-done steak.
Oh we will all char together when we char.
And let there be no moaning of the bar.
Just sing out a te deum
When you see that I.c.b.m.,
And the party will be "come as you are."
Oh we will all burn together when we burn.
There'll be no need to stand and wait your turn.
When it's time for the fallout
And saint peter calls us all out,
We'll just drop our agendas and adjourn.
You will all go directly to your respective valhallas.
Go directly, do not pass go, do not collect two hundred dolla's.
And we will all go together when we go.
Ev'ry hottenhot and ev'ry eskimo.
When the air becomes uranious,
And we will all go simultaneous.
Yes we all will go together
When we all go together,
Yes we all will go together when we go.

[Svartalf]

Let's face it, that businessman has become a threat to national security... Just thinking of him a CinC or too near the atomic codes makes me sick.

Here's hoping that all the socialist fucks in Europe and everywhere else feel exactly the same way. It's a great thing for the liberal fascists and other tyrants of the world to fear the US, it's how we keep the peace.

So, when Trump is President you'd better walk the straight and narrow or we'll nuke your sorry asses.

No you won't, you don't want to find the Terrible in the port of New York launching a retributive strike

[Seth]

Let's face it, that businessman has become a threat to national security... Just thinking of him a CinC or too near the atomic codes makes me sick.

Here's hoping that all the socialist fucks in Europe and everywhere else feel exactly the same way. It's a great thing for the liberal fascists and other tyrants of the world to fear the US, it's how we keep the peace.

So, when Trump is President you'd better walk the straight and narrow or we'll nuke your sorry asses.

No you won't, you don't want to find the Terrible in the port of New York launching a retributive strike

Wouldn't miss New York anyway...after all it's going to be under water in only 500 years...who needs it?

[Tyrannical]

Trump is too smart, and not willing to spend the cash continuing the Obama Clinton middle east disaster.
President Trump will usher in a new age of peace and prosperity to western nations.

[cronus]

Trump is what ever you want him to be at present. Normally it is halfway between the worst and the best assumptions that reality comes to rest. If these were normal times I'd have a flutter myself on the probable outcome. Instead, I'll watch this card game play out with interest, as close to the Saloon doors as possible. Gotta clear the cellar and get some air-filtration system put in....

[Svartalf]

Trump is too smart, and not willing to spend the cash continuing the Obama Clinton middle east disaster.
President Trump will usher in a new age of peace and prosperity to western nations.

You mean he'll really glass Israel and Iraq and Syria and Mecca and cow the muslims once and for all?

[Animavore]

Trump is too smart,

[laklak]

You mean he'll really glass Israel and Iraq and Syria and Mecca and cow the muslims once and for all?

Well, he can't really pig them, can he? Cowing will have to do.

[Svartalf]

So my little parody fizzled out pretty quick, but did anybody realize it was a parody?

[Animavore]

So my little parody fizzled out pretty quick, but did anybody realize it was a parody?

No.

[JimC]

We realised, but thought it kinder just to move on...