To boldly go where no cheese has gone before!

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To boldly go where no cheese has gone before!

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Tue Jul 28, 2009 11:28 am

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/wilt ... 171619.stm

Capsule of cheese 'lost in space'

Members of a Somerset-based cheesemakers group hoping to make the first space flight by a piece of Cheddar say they have lost track of it.
At 0400 BST a weather balloon was launched 18.6 miles (30km) into the upper atmosphere, carrying a capsule containing a 300g wedge of Cheddar.
But the organisers' GPS tracking system has stopped working and now they need help to find the cheese once it lands.
They say it could land anywhere between Pewsey in Wiltshire and Hertfordshire.



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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Tue Jul 28, 2009 11:29 am

Let the puns begin!
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Post by owtth » Tue Jul 28, 2009 11:44 am

Gawdzilla wrote:Let the puns begin!

Seems they've gone whey off course
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Tue Jul 28, 2009 11:46 am

owtth wrote:
Gawdzilla wrote:Let the puns begin!

Seems they've gone whey off course
You are a curd for even saying that!
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Post by owtth » Tue Jul 28, 2009 11:48 am

They really should have designed it more Caerphilly.
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Post by JimC » Tue Jul 28, 2009 12:20 pm

Hard cheese, old man...
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Post by owtth » Tue Jul 28, 2009 12:39 pm

There are always risks when launching this type of Kraft
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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Tue Jul 28, 2009 2:29 pm

Oh dairy dairy me. :nono:
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Post by klr » Tue Jul 28, 2009 2:30 pm

You're really trying to milk this, aren't you?
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Post by Mallardz » Tue Jul 28, 2009 2:31 pm

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:Oh dairy dairy me. :nono:
Boo!
or should I say "Moo!"

Why are we punning so pathetically?
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Tue Jul 28, 2009 2:35 pm

Even Liam wrote:
Xamonas Chegwé wrote:Oh dairy dairy me. :nono:
Boo!
or should I say "Moo!"

Why are we punning so pathetically?
Some people simply don't have a cheesy sense of humor. :nono:
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Post by Mallardz » Tue Jul 28, 2009 2:37 pm

Gawdzilla wrote:
Even Liam wrote:
Xamonas Chegwé wrote:Oh dairy dairy me. :nono:
Boo!
or should I say "Moo!"

Why are we punning so pathetically?
Some people simply don't have a cheesy sense of humor. :nono:
No I just don't pun well so I get cheesed off when everyone else is making funnys!
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Re: To boldly go where no cheese has gone before!

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Tue Jul 28, 2009 2:49 pm

Even Liam wrote:
Gawdzilla wrote:
Even Liam wrote:
Xamonas Chegwé wrote:Oh dairy dairy me. :nono:
Boo!
or should I say "Moo!"

Why are we punning so pathetically?
Some people simply don't have a cheesy sense of humor. :nono:
No I just don't pun well so I get cheesed off when everyone else is making funnys!
Does it churn your stomach?
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Re: To boldly go where no cheese has gone before!

Post by owtth » Tue Jul 28, 2009 3:23 pm

I think the whole thing was planned as a fromage to the Apollo missions.
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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Tue Jul 28, 2009 3:28 pm

Edam!! I believe you may be right!
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Salman Rushdie
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
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