To boldly go where no cheese has gone before!
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To boldly go where no cheese has gone before!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/wilt ... 171619.stm
Capsule of cheese 'lost in space'
Members of a Somerset-based cheesemakers group hoping to make the first space flight by a piece of Cheddar say they have lost track of it.
At 0400 BST a weather balloon was launched 18.6 miles (30km) into the upper atmosphere, carrying a capsule containing a 300g wedge of Cheddar.
But the organisers' GPS tracking system has stopped working and now they need help to find the cheese once it lands.
They say it could land anywhere between Pewsey in Wiltshire and Hertfordshire.
Somehow, I just had to post this one!! Keep an eye out MCJ!!
Capsule of cheese 'lost in space'
Members of a Somerset-based cheesemakers group hoping to make the first space flight by a piece of Cheddar say they have lost track of it.
At 0400 BST a weather balloon was launched 18.6 miles (30km) into the upper atmosphere, carrying a capsule containing a 300g wedge of Cheddar.
But the organisers' GPS tracking system has stopped working and now they need help to find the cheese once it lands.
They say it could land anywhere between Pewsey in Wiltshire and Hertfordshire.
Somehow, I just had to post this one!! Keep an eye out MCJ!!
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Let the puns begin!
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Gawdzilla wrote:Let the puns begin!
Seems they've gone whey off course
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You are a curd for even saying that!owtth wrote:Gawdzilla wrote:Let the puns begin!
Seems they've gone whey off course
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They really should have designed it more Caerphilly.
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Hard cheese, old man...
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
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There are always risks when launching this type of Kraft
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Oh dairy dairy me. 

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Paco
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I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
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Re: To boldly go where no cheese has gone before!
You're really trying to milk this, aren't you?
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Boo!Xamonas Chegwé wrote:Oh dairy dairy me.
or should I say "Moo!"
Why are we punning so pathetically?
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Some people simply don't have a cheesy sense of humor.Even Liam wrote:Boo!Xamonas Chegwé wrote:Oh dairy dairy me.
or should I say "Moo!"
Why are we punning so pathetically?

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No I just don't pun well so I get cheesed off when everyone else is making funnys!Gawdzilla wrote:Some people simply don't have a cheesy sense of humor.Even Liam wrote:Boo!Xamonas Chegwé wrote:Oh dairy dairy me.
or should I say "Moo!"
Why are we punning so pathetically?
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Does it churn your stomach?Even Liam wrote:No I just don't pun well so I get cheesed off when everyone else is making funnys!Gawdzilla wrote:Some people simply don't have a cheesy sense of humor.Even Liam wrote:Boo!Xamonas Chegwé wrote:Oh dairy dairy me.
or should I say "Moo!"
Why are we punning so pathetically?
A book is a version of the world. If you do not like it, ignore it; or offer your own version in return.
Salman Rushdie
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
House MD
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Sandy Denny
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Paco
Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
Calilasseia
I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
Twoflower
Bella squats momentarily then waddles on still peeing, like a horse
Millefleur
Salman Rushdie
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
House MD
Who needs a meaning anyway, I'd settle anyday for a very fine view.
Sandy Denny
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Paco
Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
Calilasseia
I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
Twoflower
Bella squats momentarily then waddles on still peeing, like a horse
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I think the whole thing was planned as a fromage to the Apollo missions.
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Edam!! I believe you may be right!
A book is a version of the world. If you do not like it, ignore it; or offer your own version in return.
Salman Rushdie
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
House MD
Who needs a meaning anyway, I'd settle anyday for a very fine view.
Sandy Denny
This is the wrong forum for bluffing
Paco
Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
Calilasseia
I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
Twoflower
Bella squats momentarily then waddles on still peeing, like a horse
Millefleur
Salman Rushdie
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
House MD
Who needs a meaning anyway, I'd settle anyday for a very fine view.
Sandy Denny
This is the wrong forum for bluffing

Paco
Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
Calilasseia
I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
Twoflower
Bella squats momentarily then waddles on still peeing, like a horse
Millefleur
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