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Parents Banish Teenager to Backyard Tent

Post by Forty Two » Thu Jun 30, 2016 3:10 pm

http://www.today.com/parents/parents-ba ... me-t100408

This seems to be getting some outrage from the "think of the chilrun'" crowd....

Adam, a 16 year old -- 16 -- stole shit from his sister and his parents - electonics like an iPod and such. He's been difficult, and the parents have tried depriving him of his videogames and electronics, restricting him to his room and taking him to counseling. So, since nothing worked, he is banished to the tent. He can't come inside during the day, but he can come inside at night to sleep. His banishment will end when he has read 5 books and done written book book reports on each of them.

Neighbors called the cops. LOL.

Nothing in this sounds "problematic," but I'm sure the "triggered by twitter" crowd will have something to say about it.
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Post by laklak » Thu Jun 30, 2016 3:16 pm

I should have thought of this years ago.
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Post by cronus » Thu Jun 30, 2016 3:16 pm

Not the way to instil a love of books. Something running in the family. :read:
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Post by JimC » Fri Jul 01, 2016 12:08 am

I used to love being in a little tent in the backyard! I was only allowed to pitch it if I'd been good, though...
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Post by Sælir » Fri Jul 01, 2016 12:24 am

I don't understand the punishment.
He does something bad and has to write book reports?
Is reading a punishment now? :ask:
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Post by JimC » Fri Jul 01, 2016 12:30 am

The issue all depends on the intent of the parents, I suppose... :tea:
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Post by pErvinalia » Fri Jul 01, 2016 3:57 am

Sounds like a good idea.
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Post by JimC » Fri Jul 01, 2016 4:40 am

Sælir wrote:I don't understand the punishment.
He does something bad and has to write book reports?
Is reading a punishment now? :ask:
It is if you are an illiterate moron who needs his 10 hour fix of screen time every day...
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Post by tattuchu » Fri Jul 01, 2016 2:20 pm

JimC wrote:I used to love being in a little tent in the backyard! I was only allowed to pitch it if I'd been good, though...
I could never control when I'd pitched a tent. It'd usually happen at the most unfortunate time, like the middle of class or on the bus ride home from school :?
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Post by pErvinalia » Fri Jul 01, 2016 2:28 pm

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Re: Parents Banish Teenager to Backyard Tent

Post by JimC » Sat Jul 02, 2016 4:29 am

That's a new euphemism for me... :tup:
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