The Thread of BREXIT

[Svartalf]

And there is it, SNAFU complete

[cronus]

And there is it, SNAFU complete

Everybody sensible was saying don't cross the beams. Even my wife who doesn't have a political thought in her head. I expected this to happen.

[Scot Dutchy]

My bet is that the Scots will say that Brexit changes everything, we want another independence referendum ASAP, win that, then join the EU in their own right...

Also the reunification of Ireland is looking a strong possibility.

[DRSB]

My bet is that the Scots will say that Brexit changes everything, we want another independence referendum ASAP, win that, then join the EU in their own right...

Also the reunification of Ireland is looking a strong possibility.

This would give one major football superpower.

[Tyrannical]

NHS and overcrowded schools should be just about instantly fixed as refugees and mooching immigrants are shown the door. Benefits spending goes down, and they can finally kick out the criminals hiding behind EU human rights laws.

[Scot Dutchy]

Irish rugby is the whole island.

[DRSB]

At least 140 other countries are not in the EU, you are not alone.

[Hermit]

A group walks into a restaurant to celebrate a friend's birthday. The customers wait for someone to seat them but no one comes. Eventually they seat themselves at an empty table. They wait some more for someone to come and take their order but again, no one. Eventually they see a card on the table that says "to place your order, cook and pay for your meal download this app"
Wanting to speak to someone about hiding their yet to arrive birthday friend's surprise cake (in the shape of an England football jersey with Euros 2016 on it) one guy noted a customer service number on the card. He called the number and a young lady answered the phone.
"Hello, I'm sitting in your restaurant and waiting for the server but don't see anyone around. Do you know what's happening?"
The young lady replied "There are no servers, sir."
"But why not?"
"Because there are no immigrants any more"
"But why can't you hire any British servers?"
The young lady laughed, "Don't be stupid. The Brits don't want those jobs. Oh, and if you can take your plate to the kitchen and wash it at the end as we don't have anyone to wash up either"

[DRSB]

Time to brace up for the imminent immigration of Brits to the EU.

[cronus]

It's precisely those middle class jibes at the working class poor, who would want those jobs, that forced a conspiracy of the upper and lower class to sink the boat. I think the UK will take a massive lurch to the right. Politics will return to being a serious boys sport. I'm gonna be a spectator.

[JimC]

Nigel Farage, PM...

[piscator]

A group walks into a restaurant to celebrate a friend's birthday. The customers wait for someone to seat them but no one comes. Eventually they seat themselves at an empty table. They wait some more for someone to come and take their order but again, no one. Eventually they see a card on the table that says "to place your order, cook and pay for your meal download this app"
Wanting to speak to someone about hiding their yet to arrive birthday friend's surprise cake (in the shape of an England football jersey with Euros 2016 on it) one guy noted a customer service number on the card. He called the number and a young lady answered the phone.
"Hello, I'm sitting in your restaurant and waiting for the server but don't see anyone around. Do you know what's happening?"
The young lady replied "There are no servers, sir."
"But why not?"
"Because there are no immigrants any more"
"But why can't you hire any British servers?"
The young lady laughed, "Don't be stupid. The Brits don't want those jobs. Oh, and if you can take your plate to the kitchen and wash it at the end as we don't have anyone to wash up either"

"Fuck you, we'll go someplace else."

[piscator]

It is nice to know we aren't the only country totally fucked by complete idiots. It is nice to not be the only laughing stock of the world.

Up late shorting the piss out of my portfolio, BTW. Thanks Brits. Supposed to go fishing with a lawyer tomorrow...It's supposed to rain. Nice.

[rachelbean]

Is it not obvious that anyone who would vote to remain is clearly a racist arsehole?

I think you may have mixed that one up

Anyway, voted remain.

How predictable.

Thanks Dad

[Svartalf]

Nigel Farage, PM...

Would it be that much worse than boris johnson?