Noah’s ark replica damaged in Oslo harbour collision

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Noah’s ark replica damaged in Oslo harbour collision

Post by cronus » Sun Jun 12, 2016 10:45 am

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/06 ... collision/

Noah’s ark replica damaged in Oslo harbour collision

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Re: Noah’s ark replica damaged in Oslo harbour collision

Post by Scot Dutchy » Sun Jun 12, 2016 11:06 am

Dog did it.
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Post by pErvinalia » Sun Jun 12, 2016 11:42 am

I'm watching Noah the movie on TV now. I'll see if this collision is in it.
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Re: Noah’s ark replica damaged in Oslo harbour collision

Post by pErvinalia » Sun Jun 12, 2016 1:21 pm

Jeez, Noah was a mad old cunt. :nono:
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Re: Noah’s ark replica damaged in Oslo harbour collision

Post by Brian Peacock » Sun Jun 12, 2016 9:02 pm

And pissed most of the time.
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Re: Noah’s ark replica damaged in Oslo harbour collision

Post by Strontium Dog » Sun Jun 12, 2016 9:33 pm

The rhinoceros obviously got wasted and took a wrong turning on his way to the bathroom, we've all been there.
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Re: Noah’s ark replica damaged in Oslo harbour collision

Post by JimC » Sun Jun 12, 2016 10:22 pm

Strontium Dog wrote:The rhinoceros obviously got wasted and took a wrong turning on his way to the bathroom, we've all been there.
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Re: Noah’s ark replica damaged in Oslo harbour collision

Post by piscator » Mon Jun 13, 2016 4:46 am

Noah built his Ark with butted two by four planking and rolled fiberglass insulation? What a fucking lubber.

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Post by pErvinalia » Mon Jun 13, 2016 4:52 am

And where did he get those tyres?!
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Re: Noah’s ark replica damaged in Oslo harbour collision

Post by JimC » Mon Jun 13, 2016 5:17 am

There'll probably be a flood of sympathy for the captain... :tea:
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Post by Hermit » Mon Jun 13, 2016 6:22 am

Hard to imagine how your punning skills could sink any further, Jimbo.
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Re: Noah’s ark replica damaged in Oslo harbour collision

Post by pErvinalia » Mon Jun 13, 2016 6:26 am

He changed from gin to port recently. That's the source of his problem..
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Re: Noah’s ark replica damaged in Oslo harbour collision

Post by JimC » Mon Jun 13, 2016 6:38 am

Join the Navy, you two! :lay:
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Re: Noah’s ark replica damaged in Oslo harbour collision

Post by Svartalf » Mon Jun 13, 2016 8:06 am

Isn't gin the drink of seamen and port that of officers?
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Re: Noah’s ark replica damaged in Oslo harbour collision

Post by JimC » Mon Jun 13, 2016 8:39 am

I'm not drinking seamen than you very much! :lay:
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