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Heavy night of drinking leads three Brits on mistaken voyage

Post by cronus » Wed Jun 08, 2016 3:19 pm

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Heavy night of drinking leads three Brits on mistaken voyage to Syria

What does a poor sense of direction and a night of heavy drinking get you? Apparently for three British partygoers, an inadvertent trip to war-torn Syria.

At least that's what Lewis Ellis, 25, Alex McCormick, 19, and James Wallman 23 discovered after clubbing all night near the Cypriot port town Ayia Napa, finding themselves castaway on a vessel thought to be destined for a dolphin sightseeing expedition, according to The Daily Mail.

"The last club closed at 7:30 a.m. so we just powered through to our 9:00 a.m. boat trip and ended up blagging our way on to the wrong boat," Ellis told Internet publication news.com.au on Monday.


"We went to watch... dolphins and we ended up in f**king Syria," Ellis added.



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This is a hoax.
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Post by Hermit » Thu Jun 09, 2016 6:05 am

Yes. A hoax. At least that's what is claimed in the link Crumple so helpfully provided.
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Post by piscator » Thu Jun 09, 2016 8:26 am

Everybody in Alaska's got one of these stories, except it's usually Reno, or Thailand, and they never remember how they got there.

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Post by Meekychuppet » Thu Jun 09, 2016 9:17 am

Hermit wrote:Yes. A hoax. At least that's what is claimed in the link Crumple so helpfully provided.
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Post by JimC » Thu Jun 09, 2016 9:55 am

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Re: Heavy night of drinking leads three Brits on mistaken vo

Post by mistermack » Thu Jun 09, 2016 3:01 pm

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Hermit wrote:Yes. A hoax. At least that's what is claimed in the link Crumple so helpfully provided.
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