Scientist finds: Polar bears do not write great literature

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Re: Scientist finds: Polar bears do not write great literatu

Post by JimC » Fri May 06, 2016 4:33 am

Tyrannical wrote:Yet they wont eat penguins. How odd......
They would if they could get 'em...
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Re: Scientist finds: Polar bears do not write great literatu

Post by Tyrannical » Fri May 06, 2016 5:43 am

JimC wrote:
Tyrannical wrote:Yet they wont eat penguins. How odd......
They would if they could get 'em...
That's only an unsubstantiated theory with no evidence to back it up :{D
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Re: Scientist finds: Polar bears do not write great literatu

Post by rainbow » Fri May 06, 2016 7:59 am

Tyrannical wrote:
JimC wrote:
Tyrannical wrote:Yet they wont eat penguins. How odd......
They would if they could get 'em...
That's only an unsubstantiated theory with no evidence to back it up :{D
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Post by piscator » Fri May 06, 2016 8:44 am

JimC wrote:
Tyrannical wrote:Yet they wont eat penguins. How odd......
They would if they could get 'em...


Only bi-polar bears can eat penguins.
The rest make doo with whatever's around...

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Post by rainbow » Fri May 06, 2016 1:02 pm

"To bear, or not to bear"

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Post by pErvinalia » Fri May 06, 2016 1:36 pm

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Re: Scientist finds: Polar bears do not write great literatu

Post by mistermack » Sun May 08, 2016 8:43 pm

Penguins aren't scared of Polar Bears, so the bears don't see them, as prey.
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Re: Scientist finds: Polar bears do not write great literatu

Post by laklak » Sun May 08, 2016 9:36 pm

Don't see 'em at all. Curvature of the earth.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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Re: Scientist finds: Polar bears do not write great literatu

Post by mistermack » Sun May 08, 2016 9:57 pm

laklak wrote:Don't see 'em at all. Curvature of the earth.
You believe that round-Earth rubbish, do you?

It's something I never could get straight.
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Re: Scientist finds: Polar bears do not write great literatu

Post by piscator » Mon May 09, 2016 3:30 am

Get down on your Riemannian metrics and thank the Great Circle for that!
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Re: Scientist finds: Polar bears do not write great literatu

Post by rainbow » Mon May 09, 2016 11:08 am

piscator wrote:Get down on your Riemannian metrics and thank the Great Circle for that!
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