Worker found alive in Hinstock cheese warehouse collapses

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Worker found alive in Hinstock cheese warehouse collapses

Post by cronus » Fri May 06, 2016 5:01 pm

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-sh ... e-36224871

Worker found alive in Hinstock warehouse collapses

A worker trapped after metal shelving inside a food distribution warehouse collapsed has been found alive and unhurt.
Rows of metal racking came down in the building on Hatton Road, just outside Hinstock, Shropshire at 9.40am.

Fire crews used drones and cut through the roof to try and locate the missing forklift truck driver.

They are trying to free him from the wreckage in a search described as "one of the biggest in their history".

(continued, he didn't want to be found...could have survived weeks if not months....)
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Re: Worker found alive in Hinstock cheese warehouse collapse

Post by mistermack » Sun May 08, 2016 9:05 pm

Bloody silly, if you ask me.

Cheese never was a suitable building material.
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Re: Worker found alive in Hinstock cheese warehouse collapse

Post by mistermack » Sun May 08, 2016 9:06 pm

Bollocks, duplicate.
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Re: Worker found alive in Hinstock cheese warehouse collapse

Post by JimC » Sun May 08, 2016 10:06 pm

mistermack wrote:Bollocks, duplicate.
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Re: Worker found alive in Hinstock cheese warehouse collapse

Post by klr » Sun May 08, 2016 10:52 pm

The headline makes it sound like the worker collapsed, and not the warehouse.:nazi:
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Re: Worker found alive in Hinstock cheese warehouse collapse

Post by rainbow » Mon May 09, 2016 6:44 am

Never heard of Hinsock cheese.

I expect it's smelly.
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Re: Worker found alive in Hinstock cheese warehouse collapse

Post by cronus » Mon May 09, 2016 6:53 am

rainbow wrote:Never heard of Hinsock cheese.

I expect it's smelly.
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Re: Worker found alive in Hinstock cheese warehouse collapse

Post by mistermack » Mon May 09, 2016 9:30 am

Apparently, you can find things alive in it.

I'm not persuaded to try it.
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Re: Worker found alive in Hinstock cheese warehouse collapse

Post by Hermit » Mon May 09, 2016 10:08 am

A forklift driver (not necessarily the one who was rescued) probably hit an upright of the racking, which buckled, collapsed and caused a chain reaction. Like this:

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Re: Worker found alive in Hinstock cheese warehouse collapse

Post by Strontium Dog » Mon May 09, 2016 1:30 pm

Being trapped under all those shelves would leave one in something of a pickle, which is just the job with cheese :drool:
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Re: Worker found alive in Hinstock cheese warehouse collapse

Post by Brian Peacock » Mon May 09, 2016 10:13 pm

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