Scientist finds: Polar bears do not write great literature

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Scientist finds: Polar bears do not write great literature

Post by rainbow » Wed May 04, 2016 12:01 pm

http://europe.newsweek.com/aliens-are-e ... sts-319448
"Polar bears are large but do not write great literature and build radio towers," Shostak says with a laugh, "and a lot of that is probably because they are walking around on all fours."
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Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence. :coffee:
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rEvolutionist wrote:Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence. :coffee:
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Barely surprising.
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Ursus Christ! :nono:
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Sorry, can't think of an "Arthur" based pun.
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Re: Scientist finds: Polar bears do not write great literatu

Post by laklak » Wed May 04, 2016 6:45 pm

Polar bears are best hunted using a .50-90 Sharps cartridge, but it's no longer readily available. It's an ex caliber.

OK, that was a stretch from all angles.
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Post by piscator » Wed May 04, 2016 8:11 pm

laklak wrote:Polar bears are best hunted using a .50-90 Sharps cartridge, but it's no longer readily available. It's an ex caliber.

OK, that was a stretch from all angles.


Up here, we cut a hole in the ice and sprinkle peas around it.
When the polar bear comes up to take a pea, we just kick him in the ice hole.

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Fucking racist white bears! :lay:
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Post by laklak » Wed May 04, 2016 10:15 pm

Privileged cisursines! See 'em off! Jangle your car keys at the blighters!
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Post by Sean Hayden » Fri May 06, 2016 2:10 am

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Re: Scientist finds: Polar bears do not write great literatu

Post by Tyrannical » Fri May 06, 2016 3:33 am

Yet they wont eat penguins. How odd......
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Re: Scientist finds: Polar bears do not write great literatu

Post by laklak » Fri May 06, 2016 4:12 am

Long way to the penguin take-out.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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