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Re: GOP Primaries/Caucuses Discussions, Jokes and Prediction

Post by laklak » Fri Mar 04, 2016 3:59 am

Nameless Crawling Horror Party. They're on the fringe, but growing fast.
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Post by JimC » Fri Mar 04, 2016 4:07 am

I would hope that part of his platform is dismembering and devouring Senators and Congressmen who are not on the ball...
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Post by laklak » Fri Mar 04, 2016 4:19 am

Obstructionism will be a thing of the past. A little constipation, perhaps, but most of them he'll shit out by luncheon.
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Post by pErvinalia » Fri Mar 04, 2016 4:24 am

Can he eat the supreme court, please?
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Post by JimC » Fri Mar 04, 2016 4:25 am

Poor bugger would need a shit load of BBQ sauce to scoff that lot down...
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Post by pErvinalia » Fri Mar 04, 2016 4:30 am

Actually, eat the whole Dem and GOP parties. New start.
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Post by piscator » Fri Mar 04, 2016 4:57 am

rEvolutionist wrote:
piscator wrote:Member Of Trump's Campaign Arrested For Role In Cliven Bundy Standoff
Federal authorities on Thursday arrested a New Hampshire man for his role in a standoff by Nevada ranchers opposed to federal control of public lands.

Gerald DeLemus, of Rochester, was named in an indictment in Nevada as a “mid-level leader” and organizer of a conspiracy to recruit, organize, train and provide support to armed men and other followers of rancher Cliven Bundy.

DeLemus, a U.S. Marine Corps veteran and tea party activist, last year signed on as a member of presidential candidate Donald Trump's New Hampshire veterans coalition. A July news release posted on Trump’s website listed DeLemus as a co-chair.

...

At the time of his arrest, DeLemus was running for Strafford County sheriff.


http://www.opb.org/news/series/burns-or ... -standoff/
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Post by Hermit » Fri Mar 04, 2016 5:01 am

rEvolutionist wrote:You should be supporting Trump, right? You supported the Oregon whackjobs.. :coffee:
If that was agreement, I'd love to see an expression of opposition.
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Post by JimC » Fri Mar 04, 2016 6:01 am

Hermit wrote:
rEvolutionist wrote:You should be supporting Trump, right? You supported the Oregon whackjobs.. :coffee:
If that was agreement, I'd love to see an expression of opposition.
Exactly. I rather thought Piscator was on the side of the angels in this area.

Even if misguided elsewhere...
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Post by piscator » Fri Mar 04, 2016 6:07 am

He's making the rather churlish mistake of confusing support for the law as support for the stump-sucking Bundyites and their abortive efforts to steal a New Deseret.


Keen journalism here:
https://www.hcn.org/articles/malheur-oc ... ands-essay

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Post by pErvinalia » Fri Mar 04, 2016 6:54 am

piscator wrote:
rEvolutionist wrote:
piscator wrote:Member Of Trump's Campaign Arrested For Role In Cliven Bundy Standoff
Federal authorities on Thursday arrested a New Hampshire man for his role in a standoff by Nevada ranchers opposed to federal control of public lands.

Gerald DeLemus, of Rochester, was named in an indictment in Nevada as a “mid-level leader” and organizer of a conspiracy to recruit, organize, train and provide support to armed men and other followers of rancher Cliven Bundy.

DeLemus, a U.S. Marine Corps veteran and tea party activist, last year signed on as a member of presidential candidate Donald Trump's New Hampshire veterans coalition. A July news release posted on Trump’s website listed DeLemus as a co-chair.

...

At the time of his arrest, DeLemus was running for Strafford County sheriff.


http://www.opb.org/news/series/burns-or ... -standoff/
That'll get Trump more nutjob right wing votes.

You should be supporting Trump, right? You supported the Oregon whackjobs.. :coffee:

Oh yeah? Well, you're gonna have to pay me not to vote for Trump.

That goes for the rest of you too.

$10 Aus from rEvo has Australia covered.
Groper needs to fork over $10 too, for acting like New Zealand is not Australia.

Engerland has the most skin in the game, 10 quid ought to cover it.

You Welsh dragons and Jock lions want to be separatists? I'm gonna need 5 pounds each.

France? 10 Yuros or 60 francs.

Germany? 20 Euros. You can afford it.

Irish? You get a discount, except pikeys. 10 Euros for you too. 60 if you're a fkn pikey.



PayPal/GoFundMe address to follow. Pay up or I'm voting for the prick just to spite you.
AU$10 is only about 3 US cents. Bargain! :awesome:
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Post by pErvinalia » Fri Mar 04, 2016 6:55 am

Hermit wrote:
rEvolutionist wrote:You should be supporting Trump, right? You supported the Oregon whackjobs.. :coffee:
If that was agreement, I'd love to see an expression of opposition.
He posted more than that. Your "no life" skills must be slipping, Herm... :coffee:
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Post by pErvinalia » Fri Mar 04, 2016 7:01 am

Hehe...
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Re: GOP Primaries/Caucuses Discussions, Jokes and Prediction

Post by Hermit » Fri Mar 04, 2016 7:29 am

rEvolutionist wrote:
Hermit wrote:
rEvolutionist wrote:You should be supporting Trump, right? You supported the Oregon whackjobs.. :coffee:
If that was agreement, I'd love to see an expression of opposition.
He posted more than that. Your "no life" skills must be slipping, Herm... :coffee:
My "no life" skills are firing on all cylinders, I'll have you know. Pissy posted 66 times in the Malheur thread, and I skimmed across all of them this morning, looking for signs of approval. Found none.

What amused me the most about the thread as it grew was that not a single one of the almost 300 posts was authored by our resident Dunning-Kruger poster boy. Hey, and shut up Jimbo. I used "Dunning-Kruger poster boy" as a term of endearment.
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Re: GOP Primaries/Caucuses Discussions, Jokes and Prediction

Post by JimC » Fri Mar 04, 2016 7:38 am

I totally agree - not a PA in my book...
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