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Post by Forty Two » Tue Feb 02, 2016 8:19 pm

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Post by Svartalf » Tue Feb 02, 2016 8:22 pm

laklak wrote:Fuck he's old.
he's 74, I don't even know if he'll see the end of the next administration, AFAIAC, he's too old to run for office, but if morons will elect him, it's no skin off my nose, I'm not a Merkin
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laklak wrote:Fuck he's old.
he's 74, I don't even know if he'll see the end of the next administration, AFAIAC, he's too old to run for office, but if morons will elect him, it's no skin off my nose, I'm not a Merkin
No biggie. The Vice President can just jump in there.
“When I was in college, I took a terrorism class. ... The thing that was interesting in the class was every time the professor said ‘Al Qaeda’ his shoulders went up, But you know, it is that you don’t say ‘America’ with an intensity, you don’t say ‘England’ with the intensity. You don’t say ‘the army’ with the intensity,” she continued. “... But you say these names [Al Qaeda] because you want that word to carry weight. You want it to be something.” - Ilhan Omar

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Post by Svartalf » Tue Feb 02, 2016 8:37 pm

and, assuming bernie gets to head the ticket, what are the odds that the vice will be Ambition Sack clinton?
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Svartalf wrote:and, assuming bernie gets to head the ticket, what are the odds that the vice will be Ambition Sack clinton?
Doubtful. Maybe Elizabeth Warren.

The top offices of the US would then be filled by a septuagenarian Jewish socialist, and a transracial woman who identifies as Native American.

If that happens, maybe we can all agree that the intersectional whatever gender-this-or-that movements can quit their incessant bitchin'.
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Post by Svartalf » Tue Feb 02, 2016 8:56 pm

pffft, if bernie gets the nod, I bet that the next president will be GOP, in spite of the array of buffoons we have vying for the title.
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Post by rainbow » Thu Feb 04, 2016 9:56 am

Svartalf wrote:
laklak wrote:Fuck he's old.
he's 74, I don't even know if he'll see the end of the next administration, AFAIAC, he's too old to run for office, but if morons will elect him, it's no skin off my nose, I'm not a Merkin
Mandela became President at 76, don't you Europeans have any staying power?
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Post by Hermit » Thu Feb 04, 2016 10:14 am

rainbow wrote:
Svartalf wrote:
laklak wrote:Fuck he's old.
he's 74, I don't even know if he'll see the end of the next administration, AFAIAC, he's too old to run for office, but if morons will elect him, it's no skin off my nose, I'm not a Merkin
Mandela became President at 76, don't you Europeans have any staying power?
Get real. Mandela was SA's president for a brief five years He was only 79 when he packed it in. You call that staying power? Get real. Queen Lizzie started in office in 1952, 62 years later and aged 89 she is still the queen of Great Britain and several more dominions.
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Post by rainbow » Thu Feb 04, 2016 10:28 am

Hermit wrote:
rainbow wrote:
Svartalf wrote:
laklak wrote:Fuck he's old.
he's 74, I don't even know if he'll see the end of the next administration, AFAIAC, he's too old to run for office, but if morons will elect him, it's no skin off my nose, I'm not a Merkin
Mandela became President at 76, don't you Europeans have any staying power?
Get real. Mandela was SA's president for a brief five years He was only 79 when he packed it in.
76+5=81 :prof:
You call that staying power? Get real. Queen Lizzie started in office in 1952, 62 years later and aged 89 she is still the queen of Great Britain and several more dominions.
Yes, but as queen, she doesn't really do much.
....besides wearing silly hats and reading speeches she didn't write herself.

However if you want a stayer - take Mugabe.

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Post by laklak » Thu Feb 04, 2016 3:46 pm

Mad Bob is another thing entirely, I can't believe the old fuck is still hanging around. Actually, he could be dead, and Grace has him wired up like a marionette.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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