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Post by laklak » Thu Jan 28, 2016 5:34 pm

If you put Bernie and Hillary in a blender, what would you get?
President Trump.
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Post by pErvinalia » Fri Jan 29, 2016 1:22 am

When does the first primary start? I'm keen to follow along.
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Post by laklak » Fri Jan 29, 2016 3:04 am

Feb. 1 is the first, the Iowa caucus. Feb. 9 is New Hampshire primary.
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Post by pErvinalia » Fri Jan 29, 2016 3:32 am

are the repubs and dems on the same days?
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Post by Forty Two » Fri Jan 29, 2016 8:01 pm

rEvolutionist wrote:When does the first primary start? I'm keen to follow along.
I think Tuesday. It's in the next few days. Iowa, then New Hampshire, then South Carolina.

I caucus process is funny. But, at least they require you to be a member of the party nominating the candidate to vote. These days, the trend is to just let anybody who wants to vote in a primary or caucus vote. I never liked that much. Republicans shouldn't be able to vote in the Democrat primary.
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Post by pErvinalia » Sat Jan 30, 2016 1:24 am

Wow. I thought it was only registered members and even more so elected delegates. What's the point if anyone can vote?
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Post by pErvinalia » Sat Jan 30, 2016 2:23 am

Feel the Bern, Libbos!
Ground-breaking research by political science experts (actually me, Googling) reveals that a new breed of American politician has been discovered, the first ever "libertarian socialist." And it has a name: Bernie Sanders.

Oxymoronic, you say? Call me crazy, but the senator from the Peoples' Republic of Vermont is at least two-thirds of the way there on the road to free minds and free markets.

There are three issue frames in politics. Foreign. Social. Economic. Sanders is as non-interventionist as Ron Paul on foreign policy. He is as pro-choice and pro-gay rights as Yahweh on social issues (Yahweh has come a long way in the past several decades). And like most of us libertarians [unlike Seth] who despise crony capitalism, Bernie eschews the big three rent-seeking lobbies: Big Investment Banks, Big Pharma Drug Dealers, and Big War Profiteers.




Granted, he wants free health care, free day care, free college tuition, and free scoops of Ben and Jerry's. But hey, nobody's perfect.

However, when you compare and contrast Bernie with the only other possible, and most would say presumptive 2016 nominee for the Donkey Party, the distaff half of The Westchester Hillbillies, Ms. Hillary Rodham Clinton, Sanders looks downright Ayn Rand-ish. The Warrior Queen, who voted for the Iraq War, which Bernie opposed, and who sees America as the "indispensable nation", flies the flag for the Neo-Con Lite wing of the Democratic Party on foreign policy. When Hill and Bill last occupied 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, that piece of real estate was virtually owned and operated by their Treasury Secretary Bob Rubin and his Goldman Sachs investment banking house, an oligarchy capitalist outfit against which Sanders frequently inveighs.

And when you put Sanders up against the Trump Circus, also known as the Republican primary field, he is practically the headmaster of the Austrian School of Economics, though he often takes the wrong exit and gets onto the road to serfdom. But correct me if I am wrong, wasn't it Jeb Bush's older brother W who gave us Part D, the biggest socialized medicine gambit since LBJ 's guns-and-butter fiscal policies saddled us with the Texas-sized taxpayer bill for Medicare and Medicaid? And wasn't it the House of Bush/Cheney that gave us the huge, really the hugest elective war since Vietnam, to benefit their friends in the House of Saud?

Sanders certainly supported the costly federal drugging of old people, but that price tag pales in comparison to the trillions in taxpayer dollars the Bushies doled out to Halliburton and the other war profiteers for the Mess-in-Potamia. But it should be noted that Sanders thinks we should have the liberty to buy our drugs at the cheaper prices paid by our neighbors to the North, those American wannabees, those Molson-swilling Canadians.

So, when it comes down to what increasingly seems to be the only three realistic possibilities for Leader of the Free World in 2016—Hillary, Jeb, or Bernie—who would libertarians feel most comfortable with, for four more years?

I'm just asking.
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Post by Forty Two » Mon Feb 01, 2016 5:49 pm

Today is the day -- Iowa Caucus.

I predict Trump takes it for the Moribund Old Party and Clinton takes it for the Democraps.
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Post by pErvinalia » Tue Feb 02, 2016 12:49 am

Our ABC is covering it in between endless repeats of daily news stories.
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Post by pErvinalia » Tue Feb 02, 2016 5:28 am

Bout 95% counted and H has about a half percent lead.
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Post by Forty Two » Tue Feb 02, 2016 8:02 pm

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Post by Forty Two » Tue Feb 02, 2016 8:08 pm

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Post by laklak » Tue Feb 02, 2016 8:13 pm

Fuck he's old.
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Post by Forty Two » Tue Feb 02, 2016 8:15 pm

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“When I was in college, I took a terrorism class. ... The thing that was interesting in the class was every time the professor said ‘Al Qaeda’ his shoulders went up, But you know, it is that you don’t say ‘America’ with an intensity, you don’t say ‘England’ with the intensity. You don’t say ‘the army’ with the intensity,” she continued. “... But you say these names [Al Qaeda] because you want that word to carry weight. You want it to be something.” - Ilhan Omar

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