How You Will Die : Test

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How You Will Die : Test

Post by cronus » Mon Jan 25, 2016 3:32 pm

What will the world be like after its ruler is removed?

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Post by pErvinalia » Mon Jan 25, 2016 3:33 pm

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Post by laklak » Mon Jan 25, 2016 4:21 pm

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Post by Hermit » Mon Jan 25, 2016 11:53 pm

Brain haemorrhage caused by attempting to think.
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Post by Drewish » Tue Jan 26, 2016 3:20 am

It says it's going to be my heart. What it doesn't realize is that I don't have one.
Nobody expects me...

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Post by pErvinalia » Tue Jan 26, 2016 3:21 am

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Re: How You Will Die : Test

Post by Brian Peacock » Tue Jan 26, 2016 12:00 pm

Cancer's the big killer, but I've got a 50% chance of making to 80, a 30% chance of making to 90, and a 10% chance of making to 95. I think by then I'll probably have had enough anyway. I don't want to live forever - not like this. Now, with the body of a 21 year old Swedish female gymnast, well, that would be a whole different prospect.
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Re: How You Will Die : Test

Post by JimC » Wed Jan 27, 2016 7:59 am

Pickled in gin...
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