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by pErvinalia » Sat Jan 09, 2016 11:31 pm
Read a story the other day about a guy who cut off his wife's head, encased it in concrete, then chained it to himself and drowned himself in a lake.
That's pretty creative.

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by JimC » Sun Jan 10, 2016 3:27 am
rEvolutionist wrote:Read a story the other day about a guy who cut off his wife's head, encased it in concrete, then chained it to himself and drowned himself in a lake.
That's pretty creative.

Particularly if he attached it to his cock...
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by pErvinalia » Sun Jan 10, 2016 3:36 am
He should have encased his cock in her mouth in the concrete. Yes, I realise that is thoroughly distasteful.

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by pErvinalia » Mon Jan 11, 2016 7:13 am
David Bowie just died from Cancer.

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by Svartalf » Mon Jan 11, 2016 7:59 am
At least he didn't die from Scorpio
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by mistermack » Mon Jan 11, 2016 11:31 am
Svartalf wrote:At least he didn't die from Scorpio
I'm pretty sure he didn't die a virgo.
Shame to lose him.
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by pErvinalia » Thu Jan 14, 2016 1:15 pm
For fuck's sake, Alan Rickman has died now. :/
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by Svartalf » Thu Jan 14, 2016 1:27 pm
You beat me to it... and that's not counting the bevy of French media personality who died recently too
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by pErvinalia » Thu Jan 14, 2016 1:27 pm
People need to stop fucken dying.
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by mistermack » Thu Jan 14, 2016 1:43 pm
It's weird.
It's all just famous people that are dying. I'm so glad that I'm a non-entity.
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by pErvinalia » Thu Jan 14, 2016 1:48 pm
Social media sucks. We know instantly when every even slightly famous person dies. Back in the old days it wasn't this grim.
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by mistermack » Thu Jan 14, 2016 6:37 pm
They just said on the news that Alan Rickman was one of Britain's best known actors.
I'd never even heard of him, although his face seemed familiar.
I think tv actors are better known than film actors. They are to me, anyway. Not that I know them particularly well.
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by Rum » Thu Jan 14, 2016 8:09 pm
I read this article about Alan Rickman and David Bowie having an affair years ago.
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by pErvinalia » Thu Jan 14, 2016 11:41 pm
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by pErvinalia » Fri Jan 15, 2016 12:10 am
There was an apparently beautiful moment reported yesterday showing a male roo cradling his dying partner with love and grief while the Joey looked on. Turns out he was actually trying to sneek in a quick root before she carked it..
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