Aliens. Fucken Aliens.
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Aliens. Fucken Aliens.
Could we just get on with contacting some aliens? I'm sick of this silence. Even though there'll be all sorts of scaredy cats worried about transmitting their location to likely advanced civilisation, there's got to be some pirate cosmic radio operators who are subverting their paranoid leaders and sending out signals. I was all excited recently about this "Dyson Sphere" business around a newly surveyed star, and now they are telling us its probably just comet dust. Bullshit, I say! They're keeping something from us. SHOW. ME. THE. ALIENS!
Edit: Just remembered that in the article I read on this today, part of the reasoning for ruling out aliens was that during a two week laser survey they picked up no laser signals from the system. And within that two week period they also spent three days surveying radio signals. That was it. Can't be an alien structure because we didn't hear anything over a two week period. Some reasoning is flawed there, I think.
Edit: Just remembered that in the article I read on this today, part of the reasoning for ruling out aliens was that during a two week laser survey they picked up no laser signals from the system. And within that two week period they also spent three days surveying radio signals. That was it. Can't be an alien structure because we didn't hear anything over a two week period. Some reasoning is flawed there, I think.
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The longer they stay silent the smarter they are likely to be. Twice so with this planet lately. 

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I assume you're talking about KIC 8462852 ("Tabby's Star," "WTF Star"). The radio signals would have had to have been powered with at minimum "100 times the total amount of energy currently used on Earth" to be detected with the equipment used. That's a lot of energy to be devoted to yelling into the void.
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Maybe we need to be careful what we wish for...
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I'd fuck an alien if it was up for it. That'd be more action than I'm getting from Earth based organisms.
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There is no evidence to support the existence of intelligent life forms.
I call bullshit - Alfred E Einstein
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Other than humans and dolphins etc of course.
This particular star provides some "evidence". It's really a determination as to how seriously this evidence is taken. I think it's worth more investigation. Spending 2 weeks listening for directed signals isn't much of an effort. They probably need to study the illumination variations over a longer time to come up with a model that either explains it inorganically, or leaves the question open.
This particular star provides some "evidence". It's really a determination as to how seriously this evidence is taken. I think it's worth more investigation. Spending 2 weeks listening for directed signals isn't much of an effort. They probably need to study the illumination variations over a longer time to come up with a model that either explains it inorganically, or leaves the question open.
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Complete waste of time. Funny-looking fish-like mammals and bipedal apesrEvolutionist wrote:Other than humans and dolphins etc of course.
This particular star provides some "evidence". It's really a determination as to how seriously this evidence is taken. I think it's worth more investigation. Spending 2 weeks listening for directed signals isn't much of an effort. They probably need to study the illumination variations over a longer time to come up with a model that either explains it inorganically, or leaves the question open.

If there were Aliens, (which there aren't) why would they bother?
I wouldn't.
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No aliens? You don't believe it even possible that out there in the vastness of the universe intelligent life has evolved, perhaps even with a culture and tech level that far exceeds our own? As far as bothering.. interacting directly (instead of just intercepting communications) with an alien species in an alien culture would be a fascinating experience - what else are they going to do after they know the secrets of the universe? Party!
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Devastating takedown.rainbow wrote:Complete waste of time. Funny-looking fish-like mammals and bipedal apesrEvolutionist wrote:Other than humans and dolphins etc of course.
This particular star provides some "evidence". It's really a determination as to how seriously this evidence is taken. I think it's worth more investigation. Spending 2 weeks listening for directed signals isn't much of an effort. They probably need to study the illumination variations over a longer time to come up with a model that either explains it inorganically, or leaves the question open.![]()
If there were Aliens, (which there aren't) why would they bother?
I wouldn't.
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The window of overlapping communication devices is small says the weird looking gray creature that I talk to after drinking a bottle of Jack Daniels. QED.
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Rainbow could at least provide useful advice for our future masters...laklak wrote:
Its a COOKBOOK!!!!!!!
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