Penis transplant plans for wounded US veterans

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Penis transplant plans for wounded US veterans

Post by cronus » Tue Dec 08, 2015 4:44 pm

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-35037600

Penis transplant plans for wounded US veterans



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Post by Jason » Tue Dec 08, 2015 4:48 pm

Join the army - See the world.

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Post by tattuchu » Tue Dec 08, 2015 6:30 pm

I only wonder why it's taken so long.
People think "queue" is just "q" followed by 4 silent letters.

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They're just waiting their turn.

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Post by mistermack » Tue Dec 08, 2015 7:08 pm

If I was going to have a penis transplant, I'd have it fitted to my hand.
It would make shaking hands with pretty women more inviting.
And well, you know....
the dream of being able to suck your own dick...., I'm sure that I wouldn't be tempted....
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Post by Tero » Tue Dec 08, 2015 9:13 pm

will there be black models available? I hear they work better.

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Post by cronus » Tue Dec 08, 2015 9:18 pm

Tero wrote:will there be black models available? I hear they work better.
Don't cross the beams... :read:
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Re: Penis transplant plans for wounded US veterans

Post by JimC » Wed Dec 09, 2015 1:57 am

A cock and bull story if I ever heard one...
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Post by mistermack » Wed Dec 09, 2015 3:37 am

I suppose the best way would be to have your thumb removed, and transplant the penis there.

You could sit in the park on a hot summer's day, and suck your thumb as the girls go by.

Fuck, did I write that out loud ? :fp: :oops:
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Post by Tero » Wed Dec 09, 2015 4:07 am

Nutritious too!

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Re: Penis transplant plans for wounded US veterans

Post by cronus » Wed Dec 09, 2015 5:13 am

A head transplant should be relatively straightforward if they can do this.
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