Going to be a rise in the number of sex attacks on horses

[cronus]

There’s going to be a rise in the number of sex attacks on horses

Experts fear that there could be a sharp rise of sex attacks on horses.
Animal rights activists in Switzerland say there are up to 10,000 people with sexual feelings towards the animals.
Last year there were 1,709 incidences of animal cruelty with one horse abused every three days, according to animal rights group Tier im Recht.


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(watch out, watch out, Cameron's about....)

[Jason]

We're off to the races this morning..

[mistermack]

I prefer to do my sex-attacking on foot.

It's very hard to spring an ambush on horseback.

[Jason]

Now I can read Charge of the Light Brigade in a whole new.. light.

[JimC]

A real nightmare...

[cronus]

Refugees. Very few horses in Syria. And a horse is easily mistaken for a very large naked woman or man. They don't get much sex education in them Islamic countries.

[Jason]

How very Borgian of them.

I've never understood bestiality myself - it's much more fun to get fucked by (and fuck) someone with intelligence IMO.

[mistermack]

How very Borgian of them.

I've never understood bestiality myself - it's much more fun to get fucked by (and fuck) someone with intelligence IMO.

So would you rather fuck a super-intelligent sheep, or a moronic human?

In the future, people will be fucking robots, and you will get what you pay for. The more you pay, the more powerful the processor.
You might get one that takes you through quantum physics, while bobbing up and down on your thingy.

[Jason]

Can the sheep play Chinese checkers?