Can't tell if shagging or just very persistent.. but it feels good so do it. My hour draws nigh. I shall return, naked, with a placard around my neck which shall read simply: "EAT ME!"
And when the truth is found..
Because..
But never forget..
You've meet me at a very strange time in my life..
Oh. One last thing: The guy whose job this used to be asked to to pass on these words of wisdom when my time came. He said, and this is a direct quote, "Jason, when you reach the light at the end of the tunnel, bend over and kiss your ass good-bye". Don't worry about what it means, it's just a little ritual we've developed over here at the clean and scrub.
Tagged to the instrument panel at my pilot's station of my trusty old B-29, last month's playlist - a shy reminder of a time before the world went to hell for those with time to kill:
Remember to report any suspicious behaviour to the relevant authorities and remember Obama assured the nation that any credible terrorist threat would be announced on the public broadcast system.