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Ahmed Mohamed: 'Clock boy' seeks $15m from city and school

Post by cronus » Tue Nov 24, 2015 4:23 am

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-34904226

Ahmed Mohamed: 'Clock boy' seeks $15m from city and school

A boy who was arrested for taking a homemade clock to class is seeking $15m (£10m) from his city and school.
Ahmed Mohamed, 14, was held by police and suspended from his school in Texas because his teacher mistook the clock for a bomb.
His lawyer said in a letter that the incident, which made global headlines, sparked threats against the teenager and left him deeply traumatised.
Ahmed and his family have since moved to Qatar to complete his education.

(continued, not bad for 24 hours work...)
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Post by laklak » Tue Nov 24, 2015 5:13 am

Ha! I just watched this on the local news. As Gomer Pyle might say

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Post by cronus » Tue Nov 24, 2015 5:31 am

laklak wrote:Ha! I just watched this on the local news. As Gomer Pyle might say

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For a clock-bomb with no bomb it's doing some damage now its gone off.
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Post by laklak » Tue Nov 24, 2015 5:48 am

You got to admit, it was a beautiful scam.
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Post by mistermack » Tue Nov 24, 2015 10:20 am

Ahmed and his family have since moved to Qatar to complete his education.
Not surprised. He clearly has an aptitude that will be in demand, in the Arab world.
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Post by Jason » Tue Nov 24, 2015 2:47 pm

He might have popped a red balloon or two at least.

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Post by tattuchu » Tue Nov 24, 2015 6:19 pm

Felt bad for the kid when it happened. Now, not so much :ddpan:
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Post by klr » Tue Nov 24, 2015 7:12 pm

$15 million? So he wants to wreck the City and School finances for the foreseeable future, with who knows what negative consequences? No. Whatever wrong he's suffered isn't worth anywhere near that money. He may be leaving the US behind, but not the culture of questionable lawsuits. :roll:
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Post by Jason » Tue Nov 24, 2015 7:14 pm

In my day we did that sort of thing free of charge. I don't understand this new generation some times.

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Post by laklak » Tue Nov 24, 2015 7:36 pm

Me neither. $15 million for handcuffs? For that much you can butt fuck me with a baton. Just have to kiss me first.
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Post by JimC » Tue Nov 24, 2015 8:22 pm

The initial arrest was deplorable, and quite probably racist. He deserves a hundred thousand or so, but 15 million is just plain crazy...
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Post by Brian Peacock » Tue Nov 24, 2015 9:30 pm

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Post by Seth » Tue Nov 24, 2015 10:36 pm

Let's send him a briefcase marked "Money for Clock Boy" that's actually filled with Semtex and a detonator that triggers when his dad tries to open it up.

Or, let's send him 15 million in US 100 dollar bills, each and every one of which has had its serial number recorded and which have been fitted with RFID tracking chips that we can use to trace how he spends it.

Or, we can send him a bag full of old bills laced with anthrax.
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Post by Seth » Tue Nov 24, 2015 10:36 pm

JimC wrote:The initial arrest was deplorable, and quite probably racist. He deserves a hundred thousand or so, but 15 million is just plain crazy...
No it wasn't, it was perfectly lawful because what he brought to school was a simulated explosive device and everybody knows it, and it might well have been a test-run to see how good the school's security is with the intent of having him show up with an actual suicide bomb in the future.

The administration and the police did exactly the right thing.
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Post by Jason » Tue Nov 24, 2015 10:42 pm

Seth wrote:Let's send him a briefcase marked "Money for Clock Boy" that's actually filled with Semtex and a detonator that triggers when his dad tries to open it up.

Or, let's send him 15 million in US 100 dollar bills, each and every one of which has had its serial number recorded and which have been fitted with RFID tracking chips that we can use to trace how he spends it.

Or, we can send him a bag full of old bills laced with anthrax.
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