Senate candidate in Florida admits drinking goat blood

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Senate candidate in Florida admits drinking goat blood

Post by cronus » Tue Oct 06, 2015 10:29 am

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-34450057

Senate candidate in Florida admits drinking goat blood

A Florida candidate for US Senate has come under criticism after it emerged that he once killed a goat and drank its blood.
Augustus Sol Invictus admits he "sacrificed" the animal as part of a pagan ritual, but it was not "sadistic" as some of his critics have alleged.
The Libertarian Party candidate is unlikely to win the seat.

Adrian Wyllie, the state party's chairman, has resigned to draw attention to Invictus' candidacy.

In 2013, Invictus walked from central Florida to the Mojave Desert and spent a week there fasting. When he returned to Florida, he killed the goat to give thanks.
"I did sacrifice a goat. I know that's probably a quibble in the mind of most Americans," he told the Associated Press news agency.

"I sacrificed an animal to the god of the wilderness ... Yes, I drank the goat's blood."

(continued, at least he didn't screw a dead pig...)
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Re: Senate candidate in Florida admits drinking goat blood

Post by mistermack » Tue Oct 06, 2015 10:32 am

Can't see the problem.

Some Catholics eat the body and blood of Jesus every Sunday.
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Re: Senate candidate in Florida admits drinking goat blood

Post by cronus » Tue Oct 06, 2015 10:37 am

mistermack wrote:Can't see the problem.

Some Catholics eat the body and blood of Jesus every Sunday.
They are pretending though.
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Re: Senate candidate in Florida admits drinking goat blood

Post by Hermit » Tue Oct 06, 2015 10:46 am

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mistermack wrote:Can't see the problem.

Some Catholics eat the body and blood of Jesus every Sunday.
They are pretending though.
Not as far as catholic dogma is concerned.
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Re: Senate candidate in Florida admits drinking goat blood

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Tue Oct 06, 2015 11:20 am

I see he's one of Seth's lot. That explains just about everything. :hehe:
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Re: Senate candidate in Florida admits drinking goat blood

Post by mistermack » Tue Oct 06, 2015 1:37 pm

Apart from the health issues of drinking uncooked blood, and the animal cruelty aspects, there's not much wrong with consuming blood.
Black pudding is made with it, and my grandmother used to make blood pudding, when a goose was killed.
And the way that they killed a goose was horrendous, basically slitting it's throat and letting it bleed to death. But the blood pudding was delicious.

We've given up sacrificing animals now though. It used to be routine, but it's considered a bit stone-age these days. Really though, it's no more silly than the rest of the stuff that the major religions are pushing.
It all stemmed originally from some loony like this guy, who persuaded others to believe his shit.
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Re: Senate candidate in Florida admits drinking goat blood

Post by JimC » Tue Oct 06, 2015 8:22 pm

Did he fuck the goat first?
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Re: Senate candidate in Florida admits drinking goat blood

Post by laklak » Tue Oct 06, 2015 8:31 pm

:this: And was it pre or post mortem?
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JimC wrote:Did he fuck the goat first?
Disgusting! What do you think he is? A tory?
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Re: Senate candidate in Florida admits drinking goat blood

Post by laklak » Tue Oct 06, 2015 8:47 pm

If he's on the ballot I'll definitely vote for him.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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