VW. Did they REALLY cheat the test?

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Re: VW. Did they REALLY cheat the test?

Post by mistermack » Sat Sep 26, 2015 9:00 am

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Xamonas Chegwé wrote:They are blaming it on a "small group of people" - BULLSHIT! A handful will carry the blame but be well rewarded for their silence. As it is with Murdoch, so it is with VW.

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Re: VW. Did they REALLY cheat the test?

Post by mistermack » Sat Sep 26, 2015 9:08 am

jamest wrote:You have to be stupid if you think that you can get away with this sort of scam on a large scale. Why would they have done it? Why not simply design the engines to properly comply with the regulations? This is VW of Germany, for heaven's sake. I just don't get it.
The thing is that people don't buy cars on their emissions performance.
The figures that interest buyers are horsepower, torque and fuel economy.
I just so happens that when you tune the engine for best economy etc, you get worse emissions.
So what they did was try to maximise the important stuff, and at the same time get emissions low enough, under test conditions.

There's big money in eking out a few extra miles per gallon. Fleet buyers will base their decisions on it.

Of course, more mpg is better for the environment too, but you still have to get the car through the emissions test.
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Re: VW. Did they REALLY cheat the test?

Post by Hermit » Mon Oct 05, 2015 1:05 am

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Re: VW. Did they REALLY cheat the test?

Post by JimC » Mon Oct 05, 2015 1:45 am

I fail emission control tests every time I eat curry... :?
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Re: VW. Did they REALLY cheat the test?

Post by laklak » Mon Oct 05, 2015 1:54 am

I just had a curry, and can testify.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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Re: VW. Did they REALLY cheat the test?

Post by Svartalf » Mon Oct 05, 2015 7:47 am

JimC wrote:I fail emission control tests every time I eat curry... :?
Did Bron make you stop eating curry?
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Re: VW. Did they REALLY cheat the test?

Post by mistermack » Mon Oct 05, 2015 10:26 am

JimC wrote:I fail emission control tests every time I eat curry... :?
We'll have to get you fitted with a cat.
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Re: VW. Did they REALLY cheat the test?

Post by rainbow » Mon Oct 05, 2015 1:40 pm

mistermack wrote:
JimC wrote:I fail emission control tests every time I eat curry... :?
We'll have to get you fitted with a cat.
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Re: VW. Did they REALLY cheat the test?

Post by laklak » Mon Oct 05, 2015 1:49 pm

Yeah, a catashitic converter should do the trick.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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