Lenin Gives Good Head

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Lenin Gives Good Head

Post by cronus » Thu Sep 10, 2015 1:42 pm

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-34208055

Giant Leninter burial in Berlin 'head' unearthed 24 years af

(only the size of small nut when they buried it. The Corbyn effect?) :coffee:

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Re: Lenin Gives Good Head

Post by JimC » Thu Sep 10, 2015 9:21 pm

I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: `Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed.
And on the pedestal these words appear --
"My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.'
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Re: Lenin Gives Good Head

Post by klr » Sat Sep 12, 2015 10:39 pm

Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov doesn't have quite the same ring to it at Ozymandias. :?

Never mind the fact that Lenin would be busy summarily executing all the kings he could lay his hands on. :lynchmob:
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