Crackers at Aldi?

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Re: Crackers at Aldi?

Post by Rum » Sun Sep 06, 2015 4:29 pm

tattuchu wrote:Don't know about over there. But over here "cracker" is slang for women's lady bits. So cracker and cunt are synonymous, though cunt is considered a much ruder term here.
First I have come across that..as it were. Something new every day in Ratz!

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Re: Crackers at Aldi?

Post by mistermack » Sun Sep 06, 2015 10:09 pm

I thought that "cracker" was what black a Americans called white middle class men?
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Re: Crackers at Aldi?

Post by JimC » Sun Sep 06, 2015 10:56 pm

Rum wrote:
tattuchu wrote:Don't know about over there. But over here "cracker" is slang for women's lady bits. So cracker and cunt are synonymous, though cunt is considered a much ruder term here.
First I have come across that..as it were. Something new every day in Ratz!
Perhaps a new lesbian joke?

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Re: Crackers at Aldi?

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Sun Sep 06, 2015 11:23 pm

mistermack wrote:I thought that "cracker" was what black a Americans called white middle class men?
It is a southern, black slang term for (usually poor) whites AFAIK. Of debatable origin. Never heard it used to describe a cunt - except where said cunt is the redneck that just side-swiped your ride! :biggrin:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cracker_(pejorative)
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Re: Crackers at Aldi?

Post by rainbow » Mon Sep 07, 2015 11:36 am

tattuchu wrote:I'm not offended at the word CUNT showing up. I'm offended by the haphazard capitalization in itself.
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Re: Crackers at Aldi?

Post by tattuchu » Mon Sep 07, 2015 12:19 pm

Rum wrote:
tattuchu wrote:Don't know about over there. But over here "cracker" is slang for women's lady bits. So cracker and cunt are synonymous, though cunt is considered a much ruder term here.
First I have come across that..as it were. Something new every day in Ratz!
Well, to be fair, I've only ever heard my ex roommate Denise say it. So it could be just a Denise thing.
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Re: Crackers at Aldi?

Post by tattuchu » Mon Sep 07, 2015 12:24 pm

rainbow wrote:
tattuchu wrote:I'm not offended at the word CUNT showing up. I'm offended by the haphazard capitalization in itself.
wHy?
My OCD, I expect.

I posted this on Twitter by the way and Aldi's responded with an apology, assuring me that the "unsavoury error" has been corrected :hehe: I responded that it wasn't the unsavoury error that bothered me but the random capitalisation of letters that I found offensive! :irate:
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