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Giant house spiders moving indoors after wet UK summer

Post by cronus » Sat Aug 22, 2015 12:40 pm

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-34026269

Giant house spiders moving indoors after wet UK summer

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Post by Brian Peacock » Sat Aug 22, 2015 3:05 pm

Is the scale of that 8:8? :hairfire:
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Post by JimC » Sat Aug 22, 2015 11:37 pm

8 legs good, 2 legs bad...
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Post by rainbow » Sun Aug 23, 2015 8:37 am

Pathetic. This is a proper African spider:

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Post by JimC » Sun Aug 23, 2015 9:19 am

Slow, obese, has eaten too many grasshoppers... :tea:
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Re: Giant house spiders moving indoors after wet UK summer

Post by mistermack » Sun Aug 23, 2015 9:40 am

Soon to be extinct I bet.

Wait till the Chinese medicine men find a use for it.
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Re: Giant house spiders moving indoors after wet UK summer

Post by Calilasseia » Sun Aug 23, 2015 12:47 pm

Want something really large? Look up Heteropoda maxima.

There's a nice German language YouTube video featuring the expedition to track it down.

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Post by Hermit » Sun Aug 23, 2015 2:16 pm

rainbow wrote:Pathetic. This is a proper African spider:

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All show, no go. Baboon spiders have never killed a human being. They're just a big wimps. Explains why the photo is of someone holding this specimen in his bare hand.

The redbacks in my garden are quite small, beautiful ... and deadly.

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They have not killed any humans since 1956 though, because their poison is slow acting and antivenins have been developed around that time. Their bite is still very painful, which is why you are unlikely to find a photo of anybody holding a live redback in their hand.

Then there's the funnelweb. Unlike the redback, it will actually go on the attack. The greatest number of people killed lived in Sydney, but again, nobody has suffered more than rather severe and prolonged pain since an antivenin has been developed.

I photographed this one in my garden a few years ago, but it could have been the relatively much less harmful mouse spider which looks much the same. One of my chooks swooped on it and gobbled it up. Chooks are immune to spider bites.

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Re: Giant house spiders moving indoors after wet UK summer

Post by Brian Peacock » Sun Aug 23, 2015 9:46 pm

Calilasseia wrote:Want something really large? Look up Heteropoda maxima...
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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Sun Aug 23, 2015 9:54 pm

That is one ugly creature! Lovely spider though. :tea:
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Post by JimC » Sun Aug 23, 2015 10:06 pm

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Re: Giant house spiders moving indoors after wet UK summer

Post by mistermack » Mon Aug 24, 2015 9:33 am

Funnily enough, I instinctively find the bigger ones less scary.

Maybe it's because it's not going to be hard to find, in your bed-clothes. And it certainly won't be lurking in your trousers when you put them on.
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Re: Giant house spiders moving indoors after wet UK summer

Post by Calilasseia » Wed Aug 26, 2015 12:27 pm

Actually, this is Heteropoda maxima ...

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Leg span 12 inches.

That model in the other photo,looks like an early attempt to model Megarachne servinei before scientists discovered that the fossil was actually a Eurypterid. It's notable that a decent sized fossil spider has yet to be found in Carboniferous strata, despite those strata containing fossils of a wide range of other giant sized invertebrates. As well as the dragonfly ancestor Meganeura monyi, known to reach a wingspan of at least 75 cm, and potentially capable of a 1 metre wingspan in life, the Carboniferous gave us Arthropleura, a Genus of giant millipede like invertebrates that reached 2.3 metres in length, along with Hibbertopterus (a Eurypterid that reached 1.6 metres long), and Pulmonoscorpius, an ancestral scorpion that was 70 cm long.

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