Captain Cook presented with gifts by Australian natives.

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Captain Cook presented with gifts by Australian natives.

Post by mistermack » Thu Aug 06, 2015 12:56 pm

Australia all out for 60 in 18.3 overs !!

The colony will never be the same again.

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Post by JimC » Thu Aug 06, 2015 9:55 pm

To quote Roosevelt:

"A day that will live in infamy"

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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Thu Aug 06, 2015 10:13 pm

111 balls. Clearly Lord Nelson was involved somewhere.
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Post by mistermack » Thu Aug 06, 2015 10:31 pm

JimC wrote:To quote Roosevelt:

"A day that will live in infamy"

:nono:
To quote Kenneth Williams as Julius Caesar :

"infamy ! infamy ! They've all got it in for me !"
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