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Re: Questions for a priest.

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Mon Aug 03, 2015 4:52 pm

OK. Perhaps one of you needs to update Wikipedia, in that case. :hehe:
On 12 August 1887, Schrödinger was born in Vienna, Austria, to Rudolf Schrödinger (cerecloth producer, botanist) and Georgine Emilia Brenda (daughter of Alexander Bauer, Professor of Chemistry, Technische Hochschule Vienna). He was their only child.
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Re: Questions for a priest.

Post by Seth » Mon Aug 03, 2015 8:40 pm

JimC wrote:Does a god like that provide us with a quantum of solace?
Do you deserve a quantum of solace?
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Re: Questions for a priest.

Post by Seth » Mon Aug 03, 2015 8:42 pm

mistermack wrote:
Seth wrote: Perhaps, being omniscient, he knows ALL possible futures. In the multiverse theory of cosmology, each decision point leads to a branching off of a new set of universes where all possible decisions and their outcomes occur. God might therefore know all of the possible outcomes of every possible point of divergence without having preordained anything. Knowledge is not the same thing as causation...unless it is.

Thus, he knows if you're going to wank tonight by virtue of the fact that you can wank tonight or you can not wank tonight, which creates two futures in each of which one of the choices occurs, and God sees BOTH outcomes at the same time, thus having knowledge, without actually interfering with or preordaining your free will to make the decision.

You falsely presume as a part of your argument that there is only one possible future.
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Sorry, which page of the bible is this in, Father?
Atheist's fallacy fail.
In any case, if I both decide to wank, and decide not to wank, then I have no free will, do I ?
Sure you do. You can wank or not wank. Just because there are consequences for both doesn't mean you don't have free will to choose, it just means that your path divides based upon your decision.
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Re: Questions for a priest.

Post by Seth » Mon Aug 03, 2015 8:43 pm

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:OK. Perhaps one of you needs to update Wikipedia, in that case. :hehe:
On 12 August 1887, Schrödinger was born in Vienna, Austria, to Rudolf Schrödinger (cerecloth producer, botanist) and Georgine Emilia Brenda (daughter of Alexander Bauer, Professor of Chemistry, Technische Hochschule Vienna). He was their only child.
That is only true in this reality... :prof:
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Re: Questions for a priest.

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Mon Aug 03, 2015 8:56 pm

Seth wrote:
Xamonas Chegwé wrote:OK. Perhaps one of you needs to update Wikipedia, in that case. :hehe:
On 12 August 1887, Schrödinger was born in Vienna, Austria, to Rudolf Schrödinger (cerecloth producer, botanist) and Georgine Emilia Brenda (daughter of Alexander Bauer, Professor of Chemistry, Technische Hochschule Vienna). He was their only child.
That is only true in this reality... :prof:
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Re: Questions for a priest.

Post by JimC » Mon Aug 03, 2015 9:11 pm

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:Is Ernst, Erwin's brother? :tea:
:shifty: :doh: :hehe:

(I think a Rommel meme ambushed me...)

(anyway, all these Germans sound the same to me...)
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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Mon Aug 03, 2015 9:46 pm

JimC wrote:
Xamonas Chegwé wrote:Is Ernst, Erwin's brother? :tea:
:shifty: :doh: :hehe:

(I think a Rommel meme ambushed me...)

(anyway, all these Germans sound the same to me...)
German, eh? Read that quote I posted one more time... :hehe:
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Re: Questions for a priest.

Post by JimC » Mon Aug 03, 2015 9:51 pm

Austrians, Germans, they're all fucking krauts... :lay:
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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Mon Aug 03, 2015 9:54 pm

JimC wrote:Austrians, Germans, they're all fucking krauts... :lay:
I think you'll find that the party that once advocated that are currently out of favour in Europe. :tea:
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Re: Questions for a priest.

Post by laklak » Tue Aug 04, 2015 3:25 am

JimC wrote:"What do you look for in an altar boy?"
Other than his dick, you mean?

I'd ask if he washes the shit off his cock with Holy Water.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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Re: Questions for a priest.

Post by JimC » Tue Aug 04, 2015 3:41 am

laklak wrote:
JimC wrote:"What do you look for in an altar boy?"
Other than his dick, you mean?

I'd ask if he washes the shit off his cock with Holy Water.
I suspect that the real answer is unthinking obedience and a very low IQ...
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Re: Questions for a priest.

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Tue Aug 04, 2015 3:50 am

JimC wrote:
laklak wrote:
JimC wrote:"What do you look for in an altar boy?"
Other than his dick, you mean?

I'd ask if he washes the shit off his cock with Holy Water.
I suspect that the real answer is unthinking obedience and a very low IQ...
And very very sweet tears. :tea:
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Re: Questions for a priest.

Post by laklak » Tue Aug 04, 2015 3:55 am

Tight bum is a plus.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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Re: Questions for a priest.

Post by mistermack » Tue Aug 04, 2015 11:13 am

Seth wrote: In the multiverse theory of cosmology, each decision point leads to a branching off of a new set of universes where all possible decisions and their outcomes occur.

Thus, he knows if you're going to wank tonight by virtue of the fact that you can wank tonight or you can not wank tonight, which creates two futures in each of which one of the choices occurs, and God sees BOTH outcomes at the same time, thus having knowledge, without actually interfering with or preordaining your free will to make the decision.

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Sure you do. You can wank or not wank. Just because there are consequences for both doesn't mean you don't have free will to choose, it just means that your path divides based upon your decision.
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You don't understand your own posts. At the top, you are theorising that ALL choices occur.
Below, you're talking about one path, wank or not wank.
To be consistent, in your multiverse, the choice is wank, AND not wank. ie, not a choice at all.
Both choices are pre-ordained if all possible decisions and their outcomes occur.

So Jesus said to Peter ''before the cock crows, you will have denied me three times'', proving that he knew the future, and that Peter had no free will.

If you believe the bible.
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Re: Questions for a priest.

Post by laklak » Tue Aug 04, 2015 2:09 pm

Before the cock crows, you will have denied me three times, said the priest to the altar boy.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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