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Lord Sewel quits as Lords deputy speaker after drug claims

Post by cronus » Sun Jul 26, 2015 3:48 pm

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-33667676

Lord Sewel quits as Lords deputy speaker after drug claims

Lord Sewel is facing a police inquiry after quitting as House of Lords deputy speaker over a video allegedly showing him taking drugs with prostitutes.
Lords Speaker Baroness D'Souza said he had also quit as chairman of the Lords privileges and conduct committee in the wake of the Sun on Sunday's story.

The footage showed him snorting powder from a woman's breasts with a £5 note.

Baroness D'Souza said his behaviour was "shocking and unacceptable" and that she was referring him to the police.

http://metro.co.uk/2015/07/26/lords-dep ... s-5313249/

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Post by JimC » Sun Jul 26, 2015 9:12 pm

"The footage showed him snorting powder from a woman's breasts with a £5 note."

What a fucking cheapskate... :nono:

You'd think it would at least be a tenner...
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Post by mistermack » Mon Jul 27, 2015 12:45 am

Seems a bit harsh to condemn him for a bit of jiggery and pokery.

After all, the justification for the house of lords is that it's made up of people with a wide spread of experience.

This poor guy was just widening his outlook on life, and this is the thanks he gets.
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Post by JimC » Mon Jul 27, 2015 1:05 am

What surprises me is that it was a female prostitute, and not a rent boy...
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Post by mistermack » Mon Jul 27, 2015 1:43 am

JimC wrote:What surprises me is that it was a female prostitute, and not a rent boy...
Naw, that's not too surprising. Standards are slipping these days. Anyway, he's a labour peer, probably missed the benefit of going to a public school.
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Post by cronus » Mon Jul 27, 2015 2:41 am

http://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/scotsol ... gwigs.html



Upholding standards in public life....a dirty job but someone has to do it. :read:
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Post by mistermack » Mon Jul 27, 2015 3:31 am

Scumple wrote:http://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/scotsol ... gwigs.html

Upholding standards in public life....a dirty job but someone has to do it. :read:
I LIKE HIM !! Having followed the link above.
Apart from his paying for sex, and liking the sound of his own voice, that is.

But what he actually said to the hookers was good solid stuff. All true.
Can we not get him to stand for the Labour leadership? I'd vote for him, if he could be persuaded to have a wank, instead of frolicking with the slappers.

Oh and the drugs. Shit, I forgot about that. But maybe it's time to legalise them.
So he could possibly do some good there too.
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Post by Sean Hayden » Mon Jul 27, 2015 6:02 pm

Insufficient paranoia for the job. It's hard to imagine not being suspicious of the questions asked.

"Shocking and unacceptable" - :roll:

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Post by JimC » Mon Jul 27, 2015 9:08 pm

Sean Hayden wrote:Insufficient paranoia for the job. It's hard to imagine not being suspicious of the questions asked.

"Shocking and unacceptable" - :roll:
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Post by Sean Hayden » Tue Jul 28, 2015 2:08 am

Sure, blame the drug. He's probably fit otherwise. :coffee:

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Post by JimC » Tue Jul 28, 2015 2:15 am

I enhance my level of consciousness...

You hedonistically indulge...

He gets fucking wasted...
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Post by JimC » Tue Jul 28, 2015 10:05 pm

"I tried snorting coke, but the bubbles kept getting up my nose"

Quote from an Aussie comedian from the past, the little Aussie bleeder, Norman Gunston...
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Post by klr » Wed Jul 29, 2015 10:43 pm

"... Nobody was really sure
If he was from the House of Lords."
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