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by Seth » Wed Jul 01, 2015 8:46 pm
Svartalf wrote:Yeah, a gun is the first thing you take to the beach... those things just love the sand.
I have this really cool case I found for my rifle. I'll get a photo later. It's a waterproof (and therefore sand proof) dive bag with a built-in glove that allows you to fire the rifle from the case, even underwater, while keeping the rifle completely dry. You can inflate it with a mouth tube and use it as a floatation device too. Perfect for beach vacations.
A one-quart freezer bag achieves the same goal much more cheaply for a handgun.
Improvise, adapt, overcome.
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by Seth » Wed Jul 01, 2015 8:47 pm
rEvolutionist wrote:I take a gun into the surf with me. You never know when a terrrrrrst is going to launch an attack via surfboard.
Or SCUBA. Or encounter a shark...
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by JimC » Wed Jul 01, 2015 10:46 pm
Seth wrote:JimC wrote:Seth wrote:Scumple wrote:Guns don't kill people, holidays in Tunisia do.
...because Tunisia doesn't allow tourists to be armed for self defense.
And that is bizarre and unusual?
Sadly, not, it's not. But it is morally reprehensible and a violation of the human rights of every person in Tunisia.
And is standard practice around virtually the entire world...
"The whole world is wrong, except me..."
Bit of a worry, that degree of solipsism...
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by Seth » Thu Jul 02, 2015 2:26 am
JimC wrote:Seth wrote:JimC wrote:Seth wrote:Scumple wrote:Guns don't kill people, holidays in Tunisia do.
...because Tunisia doesn't allow tourists to be armed for self defense.
And that is bizarre and unusual?
Sadly, not, it's not. But it is morally reprehensible and a violation of the human rights of every person in Tunisia.
And is standard practice around virtually the entire world...
"The whole world is wrong, except me..."
Bit of a worry, that degree of solipsism...
Fallacious appeal to common practice. Just because the rest of the world's governments are full of assholes who care more about their own power and position than they do about the rights of their citizens doesn't mean that it's an acceptable or moral practice.
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by pErvinalia » Thu Jul 02, 2015 4:10 am
Seth wrote:rEvolutionist wrote:I take a gun into the surf with me. You never know when a terrrrrrst is going to launch an attack via surfboard.
Or SCUBA. Or encounter a shark...
TRRRRRST SHARKS?!!?

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by pErvinalia » Thu Jul 02, 2015 4:13 am
Speaking of which (not trrrrrrst sharks, but the beach and surf), I resolved yesterday I was going to go for a swim today. I haven't been in the surf for about a month or more, due to it being winter (and generally cloudy/rainy). And I shit you not, just now as I was typing this there was a report on the news of a guy attacked by a shark about 50kms down the coast from me about 6 hours ago. :/
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by JimC » Thu Jul 02, 2015 4:14 am
Just splash around in the shallows, rEv, with the toddlers...

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by pErvinalia » Thu Jul 02, 2015 4:18 am
I'll just make sure I swim near others. Reduce my odds of being picked off.
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by pErvinalia » Thu Jul 02, 2015 6:09 am
Well, I was the only person in the ocean in about 500metres in either direction. But I went in in front of the caravan park, so if I did get eaten they could drag my parts out of the sea.
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by JimC » Thu Jul 02, 2015 6:15 am
rEv one, sharks zero...
So far...
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by pErvinalia » Thu Jul 02, 2015 6:18 am
Yeah, winter is still here. Sharks > humans in the water in winter.
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by mistermack » Thu Jul 02, 2015 11:47 am
rEvolutionist wrote:Speaking of which (not trrrrrrst sharks, but the beach and surf), I resolved yesterday I was going to go for a swim today. I haven't been in the surf for about a month or more, due to it being winter (and generally cloudy/rainy). And I shit you not, just now as I was typing this there was a report on the news of a guy attacked by a shark about 50kms down the coast from me about 6 hours ago. :/
Shit or not, in Gloucester there are reports of people getting attacked by a much more dangerous animal most days of the year.
Sometimes they even wear police uniforms.
While there is a market for shit, there will be assholes to supply it.
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by Seth » Fri Jul 03, 2015 12:23 am
rEvolutionist wrote:I'll just make sure I swim near others. Reduce my odds of being picked off.
Zebra behavior. Gotta love evolution!
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by pErvinalia » Fri Jul 03, 2015 2:59 am
Jeez, just a few kilometres up the beach from yesterdays attack was another attack. This time it only knocked a surfer of his board. Didn't eat him, thankfully. I'm not going for a swim today anyway, as there's a brisk cool breeze. Will be too cold.
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by JimC » Fri Jul 03, 2015 4:53 am
Carry a spear gun on your next swim...
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