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You Have Seven Days To Live?

Post by cronus » Sat Jun 20, 2015 9:16 am

What would you do with your time?
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Re: You Have Seven Days To Live?

Post by Hermit » Sat Jun 20, 2015 10:48 am

Plant trees.
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Re: You Have Seven Days To Live?

Post by cronus » Sat Jun 20, 2015 11:16 am

Hermit wrote:Plant trees.
Whatever does it for you... :coffee:
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Re: You Have Seven Days To Live?

Post by pErvinalia » Sat Jun 20, 2015 11:46 am

Ebola.
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Re: You Have Seven Days To Live?

Post by cronus » Sat Jun 20, 2015 11:48 am

rEvolutionist wrote:Ebola.
Yeah, that's right. One week before Ebola springs to Beijing. And that is the start of the end. For you... :read:
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Re: You Have Seven Days To Live?

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Sat Jun 20, 2015 2:01 pm

That long, you say? :yes:
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Re: You Have Seven Days To Live?

Post by laklak » Sat Jun 20, 2015 4:21 pm

Spend them all in church. It will seem like 7 years.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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Post by JimC » Mon Jun 22, 2015 4:27 am

Attempt the world 1 week gin-drinking record, currently held by Hilbert J. Throgmorton at 15 bottles. It was awarded posthumously, of course...
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Re: You Have Seven Days To Live?

Post by Blind groper » Wed Jun 24, 2015 8:05 am

Assuming I was fit and strong, and had heaps of money, for those five days, each day would be like this.

Eat a tasty and cholesterol forming breakfast.

Spend the day scuba diving or snow skiing.

Eat a massive and expensive dinner.

Bonk the most expensive prostitute till my eyes glaze over (hey, I won't be worried about catching any disease!)

Then relax with Johnny Walker Blue Label till I pass out.
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Re: You Have Seven Days To Live?

Post by pErvinalia » Wed Jun 24, 2015 8:09 am

That sounds like one of my regular days.. :coffee:
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Re: You Have Seven Days To Live?

Post by rainbow » Wed Jun 24, 2015 8:14 am

Blind groper wrote: Then relax with Johnny Walker Blue Label till I pass out.
If you like to go out with the taste of carbolic in your mouth try this:
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The proper stuff is

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Re: You Have Seven Days To Live?

Post by pErvinalia » Wed Jun 24, 2015 11:11 am

Needs a bigger picture.
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Re: You Have Seven Days To Live?

Post by jamest » Wed Jun 24, 2015 10:51 pm

You can't know that you have exactly 7 days to live, unless you're on death row, in which case there's nothing to do but wank. You can know that you only have approximately 7 days to live, but that would be because you're so ill that you're incapable of doing anything, including having a wank.
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Re: You Have Seven Days To Live?

Post by jamest » Wed Jun 24, 2015 10:53 pm

... Hey, this is the serious forum. You have to up your game here.
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Re: You Have Seven Days To Live?

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Wed Jun 24, 2015 11:41 pm

Normally, I would point out the IMGFIT tags. But, Laphroaig! :biggrin:
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