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Pornhub plans to film first sex tape in space in 2016

Post by cronus » Wed Jun 10, 2015 5:33 pm

Pornhub plans to film first sex tape in space in 2016

They say that in space no one can hear you scream – but that won’t be the case for Porhhub’s ‘sextronauts’, who could be the first people ever to have sex in space.
Pornhub today announced plans to film the first-ever sex tape in space, with ‘blast-off’ set for late 2016.
The company aims to raise $3.4 million via crowdfunding site Indiegogo.

Another adult entertainment company previously recorded a film, The Uranus Experiment, but it was set on an aircraft doing parabolic flight to simulate microgravity.
‘We’re looking to pioneer a one-of-a-kind mission to push the boundaries of intergalactic sexploration, defy gravity and make history.
‘We are excited to change the adult industry as we currently know it by venturing into the final sexual frontier,’ said Corey Price, Vice President, Pornhub.

Must be a bondage movie? :coffee:

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Re: Pornhub plans to film first sex tape in space in 2016

Post by Tero » Wed Jun 10, 2015 5:56 pm

It will take some practice to get the sperm to fly and land on her face.
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Post by JimC » Wed Jun 10, 2015 9:17 pm

I detect a certain lack of gravity in this thread...
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Post by laklak » Wed Jun 10, 2015 9:40 pm

When there's no up or down you can't go down.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Wed Jun 10, 2015 9:58 pm

laklak wrote:When there's no up or down you can't go down.
...nor decide who is on top. However, it does allow for some interesting new positions: the bouncing-off-the-walls, the downside-up, Laika-style...
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Post by Brian Peacock » Thu Jun 11, 2015 1:46 am

I'm not into vomit flics.
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Post by JimC » Thu Jun 11, 2015 2:15 am

Space, where no one can hear you scream...

or grunt...

or make slurping noises...
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Post by Brian Peacock » Thu Jun 11, 2015 2:17 am

How will they calculate the insertion vector for re-entry?
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Post by JimC » Thu Jun 11, 2015 2:21 am

Brian Peacock wrote:How will they calculate the insertion vector for re-entry?
With a well-lubricated slide-rule... :tea:
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Post by mistermack » Fri Jun 12, 2015 10:14 am

Sex tape?

Do they still use VHS in space?

I expect it will be the old one, where the plumber knocks on the access hatch, and gets his enormous tool out.
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Post by Faithfree » Fri Jun 12, 2015 2:48 pm

The hundred mile high club. :coffee:
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Hello. I've come to... service your airlock. :naughty:
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Post by Brian Peacock » Fri Jun 12, 2015 5:22 pm

Just let me flush my blast first....
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Post by klr » Fri Jun 12, 2015 10:03 pm

Most pointless crowd-sourcing idea ever.
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