The Great UK Heatwave Thread 2015
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The Great UK Heatwave Thread 2015
A few thunderstorms on friday and then they'll give way to one of those years where the cosmic heatray says to the UK populace....hot, hot, hot....until September. Good news from Scumple, until the old folks start flaking out, dying in scores and filling container trucks on a account of a shortage of places at the morgue....and water shortages in the South East....and....I'm going down the beach so half the regular posting here stops.
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If you can't stand the heat, stay out of the UK...
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I take it that is rather similar to a Dalek voice?Tero wrote:(seth voice) Adapt or die!
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I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
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...with a mid-western twang...Xamonas Chegwé wrote:I take it that is rather similar to a Dalek voice?Tero wrote:(seth voice) Adapt or die!
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Re: The Great UK Heatwave Thread 2015
A UK heatwave? Wasn't that in 1976? 
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It's going to break 20C in some places this week. How will you survive?
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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