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by mistermack » Tue Jun 09, 2015 2:18 pm
There is no news. Nothing is happening in the world.
The stories on the news programs wouldn't normally make it in. They're scratching around for something to report.
Look out for vegetables shaped like a dick. Or Jesus in the toast. If it gets any worse, they will be making them, just to have something to report.
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by Svartalf » Tue Jun 09, 2015 2:32 pm
Well, what about the would be islmaic dictator whose party got a semi beating in turkey, or was that too long ago already?
Or the French prime minister taking his family to watch the footie world cup finale match in a state plane?
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by pErvinalia » Tue Jun 09, 2015 2:35 pm
The G7 just decided to phase out fossil fuels by the end of the century. Wouldn't want to rush it....
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by Svartalf » Tue Jun 09, 2015 2:38 pm
I want my fusion powered flying car, dammit.
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by mistermack » Tue Jun 09, 2015 2:44 pm
Svartalf wrote:Well, what about the would be islmaic dictator whose party got a semi beating in turkey, or was that too long ago already?
Or the French prime minister taking his family to watch the footie world cup finale match in a state plane?
Turkey needs an earthquake to make the British news.
And the world cup was ages ago, wasn't it?
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by mistermack » Tue Jun 09, 2015 2:48 pm
rEvolutionist wrote:The G7 just decided to phase out fossil fuels by the end of the century. Wouldn't want to rush it....
By the end of the century, it will be all gone anyway.
And global warming will either have happened, or not. One way or another, they will know if it's bollocks or not.
Although there will probably still be some predicting catastrophe in the 2200s.
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by Svartalf » Tue Jun 09, 2015 3:05 pm
mistermack wrote:Svartalf wrote:Well, what about the would be islmaic dictator whose party got a semi beating in turkey, or was that too long ago already?
Or the French prime minister taking his family to watch the footie world cup finale match in a state plane?
Turkey needs an earthquake to make the British news.
And the world cup was ages ago, wasn't it?
It was yesterday, some kind of big hoopla between Torino Giuventus and the Barça... maybe just europa cup, though
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by Tero » Tue Jun 09, 2015 7:28 pm
I had the inside time, the shopping time. Tinkering in garage time. Then more outside time, bicycling. Some nuts related to me rode 70 miles today. Of course, we had to spend gas to get the two of them across the state. From where they had to bicycle back. I had to drive the car back. The first morning I had to pass a hundred bikes for 15 miles. Sometimes I even drove in the right lane for a moment. It was Sunday. Only two cars came the other direction. On the prairie.
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by Hermit » Tue Jun 09, 2015 8:30 pm
Svartalf wrote:mistermack wrote:Svartalf wrote:Well, what about the would be islmaic dictator whose party got a semi beating in turkey, or was that too long ago already?
Or the French prime minister taking his family to watch the footie world cup finale match in a state plane?
Turkey needs an earthquake to make the British news.
And the world cup was ages ago, wasn't it?
It was yesterday, some kind of big hoopla between Torino Giuventus and the Barça... maybe just europa cup, though
Um, the women's world cup is on just now.
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by mistermack » Tue Jun 09, 2015 8:39 pm
Svartalf wrote:mistermack wrote:Svartalf wrote:Well, what about the would be islmaic dictator whose party got a semi beating in turkey, or was that too long ago already?
Or the French prime minister taking his family to watch the footie world cup finale match in a state plane?
Turkey needs an earthquake to make the British news.
And the world cup was ages ago, wasn't it?
It was yesterday, some kind of big hoopla between Torino Giuventus and the Barça... maybe just europa cup, though
That was the UEFA Champions League, the championship of the top clubs in Europe.
Yes, it's the women's world cup starting up in Canada.
I'd watch it if they wore hockey skirts. But women look cat in soccer shorts.
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by klr » Tue Jun 09, 2015 10:25 pm
I see you've gotten your priorities right again.
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by JimC » Tue Jun 09, 2015 11:43 pm
Netball can be worth watching...
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by Blind groper » Wed Jun 10, 2015 12:10 am
When the news media find nothing worth reporting, it makes me happy. The guiding principle for the media is : "if it bleeds, it leads."
In other words, they seek nastiness and human misery to make their headlines. If they cannot find such, that is fantastic. Long may it last.
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by JimC » Wed Jun 10, 2015 1:08 am
However, no gnus would not be good news; it would mean an entire species going extinct!
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by pErvinalia » Wed Jun 10, 2015 2:16 am
Nude tourists on Mt Kinibalu (spelling?) in Malaysia caused a giant earthquake. A couple of them have been arrested for it.
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